B.B.B.M.

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A giant black man who shows up when you need to keep your mouth shut and your butt out of trouble.

My cousin got in a fight at the mall. B. B. B. M. showed up and made the security guard cry.

I told my mom I was going to the store. B. B. B. M. showed up and said I was going to the jail.

My brother skipped school. B. B. B. M. showed up and gave him a ride to the principal's office.

A black man so big he could be the reason your math problems are hard.

My math teacher said I failed. B. B. B. M. showed up and said he’d take me home.

I got grounded. B. B. B. M. came to my house and said my mom was tired.

My dog bit my friend. B. B. B. M. showed up and said the dog was in trouble.

A black man so burly he could make a mountain move and your mom cry.

I got in trouble at school. B. B. B. M. showed up and made my teacher shut up.

I told my dad I was going to the park. B. B. B. M. showed up and said I was going to the jail.

My brother broke my mom’s favorite vase. B. B. B. M. showed up and said he’d take the blame.

A black man so big he could be the reason your life is full of chaos and good vibes.

I skipped class. B. B. B. M. showed up and said I was going to be late for my life.

My brother stole my lunch money. B. B. B. M. showed up and took it back.

I told my mom I was going to the store. B. B. B. M. showed up and said I was going to the jail.

A black man so burly he could be the reason your life is full of trouble and good laughs.

My dog ran away. B. B. B. M. showed up and said he was going to find the dog.

I got in trouble at school. B. B. B. M. showed up and said I was going to be grounded for life.

I told my mom I was going to the park. B. B. B. M. showed up and said I was going to the jail.

A black man so big he could be the reason your life is full of trouble and big laughs.

I told my dad I was going to the store. B. B. B. M. showed up and said I was going to be late for life.

I skipped school. B. B. B. M. showed up and said I was going to be grounded for a year.

My brother stole my lunch money. B. B. B. M. showed up and said he was going to take it back.