B.B.B.M.
A black man so burly he could be the reason your life is full of trouble and good laughs.
My dog ran away. B. B. B. M. showed up and said he was going to find the dog.
I got in trouble at school. B. B. B. M. showed up and said I was going to be grounded for life.
I told my mom I was going to the park. B. B. B. M. showed up and said I was going to the jail.