B.B.B.M.
A black man so big he could be the reason your life is full of trouble and big laughs.
I told my dad I was going to the store. B. B. B. M. showed up and said I was going to be late for life.
I skipped school. B. B. B. M. showed up and said I was going to be grounded for a year.
My brother stole my lunch money. B. B. B. M. showed up and said he was going to take it back.