B.B.B.M.
A black man so big he could be the reason your math problems are hard.
My math teacher said I failed. B. B. B. M. showed up and said he’d take me home.
I got grounded. B. B. B. M. came to my house and said my mom was tired.
My dog bit my friend. B. B. B. M. showed up and said the dog was in trouble.