B.B.B.M.
A black man so big he could be the reason your life is full of chaos and good vibes.
I skipped class. B. B. B. M. showed up and said I was going to be late for my life.
My brother stole my lunch money. B. B. B. M. showed up and took it back.
I told my mom I was going to the store. B. B. B. M. showed up and said I was going to the jail.