B.B.B.M.
A black man so burly he could make a mountain move and your mom cry.
I got in trouble at school. B. B. B. M. showed up and made my teacher shut up.
I told my dad I was going to the park. B. B. B. M. showed up and said I was going to the jail.
My brother broke my mom’s favorite vase. B. B. B. M. showed up and said he’d take the blame.