B. Looney Syndrome

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The talent of making any girl want you then pissing it all away in the last 15 minutes before you actually get with her.
I had a crush on her since 7th grade, then I texted her 5 minutes before school started and said 'I’m gonna eat pizza and forget you exist.'
She asked me to prom, I said yes, then I texted her 12 minutes before prom and said I was gonna go to the movies with my ex.
I got a girl to say yes to my date, then I texted her 14 minutes before the date and said I was gonna hang out with my friend who looks like a potato.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you can charm any girl but then you act like you just got out of jail 15 minutes before you actually get with her.
She was into me, then I texted her 13 minutes before our date and said I was going to play Fortnite with my cousin.
I got a girl to say yes, then I texted her 11 minutes before the date and said I was gonna eat a whole pizza by myself.
She asked me to her party, I said yes, then I texted her 14 minutes before the party and said I was going to sleep with my dog.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you can get any girl to say yes, but you mess it up just 15 minutes before you actually get with her.
I had a girl who liked me, then I texted her 12 minutes before our date and said I was going to eat ice cream with my friend.
She asked me to her house, I said yes, then I texted her 14 minutes before and said I was going to play video games with my brother.
I got a girl to say yes, then I texted her 13 minutes before and said I was going to hang out with my friend who eats dirt for fun.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you can get any girl to like you but then you act like you're dying 15 minutes before you actually get with her.
She liked me, then I texted her 11 minutes before our date and said I was going to die from eating too much pizza.
I had a girl who wanted to go to the movies with me, then I texted her 13 minutes before and said I was going to die from a pizza explosion.
She asked me to her house, I said yes, then I texted her 14 minutes before and said I was going to die from eating 100 sandwiches.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you can get any girl to say yes, but you ruin it by being a total idiot 15 minutes before you actually get with her.
She said yes to my date, then I texted her 12 minutes before and said I was going to eat a whole pizza by myself.
I got a girl to say yes, then I texted her 14 minutes before and said I was going to play video games with my friend who eats dirt.
She asked me to prom, I said yes, then I texted her 13 minutes before and said I was going to eat a whole cake by myself.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The power to make any girl want you, but then you ruin it by being a total mess 15 minutes before you actually get with her.
She liked me, then I texted her 11 minutes before our date and said I was going to eat a whole pizza by myself.
I had a girl who wanted to go to the movies with me, then I texted her 13 minutes before and said I was going to eat a whole cake by myself.
She asked me to her house, I said yes, then I texted her 14 minutes before and said I was going to eat a whole pizza and forget her.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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