B. Looney Syndrome
When you can charm any girl but then you act like you just got out of jail 15 minutes before you actually get with her.
She was into me, then I texted her 13 minutes before our date and said I was going to play Fortnite with my cousin.
I got a girl to say yes, then I texted her 11 minutes before the date and said I was gonna eat a whole pizza by myself.
She asked me to her party, I said yes, then I texted her 14 minutes before the party and said I was going to sleep with my dog.