B. Looney Syndrome
When you can get any girl to like you but then you act like you're dying 15 minutes before you actually get with her.
She liked me, then I texted her 11 minutes before our date and said I was going to die from eating too much pizza.
I had a girl who wanted to go to the movies with me, then I texted her 13 minutes before and said I was going to die from a pizza explosion.
She asked me to her house, I said yes, then I texted her 14 minutes before and said I was going to die from eating 100 sandwiches.