B. Looney Syndrome
When you can get any girl to say yes, but you ruin it by being a total idiot 15 minutes before you actually get with her.
She said yes to my date, then I texted her 12 minutes before and said I was going to eat a whole pizza by myself.
I got a girl to say yes, then I texted her 14 minutes before and said I was going to play video games with my friend who eats dirt.
She asked me to prom, I said yes, then I texted her 13 minutes before and said I was going to eat a whole cake by myself.