B. Looney Syndrome
The power to make any girl want you, but then you ruin it by being a total mess 15 minutes before you actually get with her.
She liked me, then I texted her 11 minutes before our date and said I was going to eat a whole pizza by myself.
I had a girl who wanted to go to the movies with me, then I texted her 13 minutes before and said I was going to eat a whole cake by myself.
She asked me to her house, I said yes, then I texted her 14 minutes before and said I was going to eat a whole pizza and forget her.