I had a girl who liked me, then I texted her 12 minutes before our date and said I was going to eat ice cream with my friend.

She asked me to her house, I said yes, then I texted her 14 minutes before and said I was going to play video games with my brother.

I got a girl to say yes, then I texted her 13 minutes before and said I was going to hang out with my friend who eats dirt for fun.