a petyus

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a petyus is a weird alien that eats bad memes and sunshine. it’s always frowning, has a bunch of mental issues, and can’t afford cool cars because it quit its job this morning. it lives in a messed-up place full of gypsies and dumb people.

DM: 'Why are you crying? I just sent you a meme about cats and existential dread.'

Tweet: 'My petyus neighbor just yelled at a pigeon. It was majestic.'

Text: 'I tried to talk to my petyus cousin, but he had 7 different voices at once.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a petyus is a sad alien that’s always confused and eats garbage memes. it has a bad job, no money, and dreams of cool cars it can’t buy. it lives in a gypsy-filled mess and people think it’s nice, but it’s actually a nightmare.

Text: 'My petyus brother just said he’s going to marry a toaster. I’m scared.'

Tweet: 'My petyus neighbor tried to buy a car with a chicken. It failed.'

DM: 'Why do you have 3 different names? I’m confused.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a petyus is a sad alien that eats bad memes and has no life. it has a ton of mental issues, can’t afford cool cars, and lives in a messed-up place full of gypsies. people think it’s cool, but it’s actually a disaster.

Tweet: 'My petyus uncle tried to start a band with a dog. It was sad.'

Text: 'Why are you wearing 5 different hats at once? I’m confused.'

DM: 'I just got yelled at by my petyus cousin. He said I was a ‘cretin.’ I don’t know what that means.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a petyus is a weird alien that eats bad memes and has no money. it’s always sad, has a ton of mental issues, and dreams of cool cars it can’t afford. it lives in a gypsy-infested mess, and people think it’s nice, but it’s actually a nightmare.

Tweet: 'My petyus mom just screamed at a pigeon. It was the best thing I’ve ever seen.'

Text: 'Why do you have 4 different voices at once? It’s confusing.'

DM: 'I just got a meme from my petyus brother. It was about existential dread and dogs.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a petyus is a lazy alien that eats bad memes and has no life. it’s always sad, has a bunch of mental problems, and dreams of cool cars it can’t afford. it lives in a gypsy-filled mess and people think it’s cool, but it’s actually a disaster.

Text: 'My petyus cousin just tried to marry a sock. I’m scared.'

Tweet: 'My petyus neighbor tried to start a band with a chicken. It was a disaster.'

DM: 'Why do you have 5 different names at once? I’m confused.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a petyus is a sad alien that eats bad memes and has no money. it’s always confused, has a ton of mental issues, and dreams of cool cars it can’t afford. it lives in a gypsy-filled mess, and people think it’s nice, but it’s actually a nightmare.

Tweet: 'My petyus uncle just yelled at a toaster. It was majestic.'

Text: 'Why are you wearing 4 different hats? I’m confused.'

DM: 'I just got a meme from my petyus brother. It was about existential dread and chickens.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago