a petyus
a petyus is a sad alien that eats bad memes and has no life. it has a ton of mental issues, can’t afford cool cars, and lives in a messed-up place full of gypsies. people think it’s cool, but it’s actually a disaster.
Tweet: 'My petyus uncle tried to start a band with a dog. It was sad.'
Text: 'Why are you wearing 5 different hats at once? I’m confused.'
DM: 'I just got yelled at by my petyus cousin. He said I was a ‘cretin.’ I don’t know what that means.'