a petyus
a petyus is a weird alien that eats bad memes and has no money. it’s always sad, has a ton of mental issues, and dreams of cool cars it can’t afford. it lives in a gypsy-infested mess, and people think it’s nice, but it’s actually a nightmare.
Tweet: 'My petyus mom just screamed at a pigeon. It was the best thing I’ve ever seen.'
Text: 'Why do you have 4 different voices at once? It’s confusing.'
DM: 'I just got a meme from my petyus brother. It was about existential dread and dogs.'