a petyus
a petyus is a lazy alien that eats bad memes and has no life. it’s always sad, has a bunch of mental problems, and dreams of cool cars it can’t afford. it lives in a gypsy-filled mess and people think it’s cool, but it’s actually a disaster.
Text: 'My petyus cousin just tried to marry a sock. I’m scared.'
Tweet: 'My petyus neighbor tried to start a band with a chicken. It was a disaster.'
DM: 'Why do you have 5 different names at once? I’m confused.'