a petyus
a petyus is a sad alien that eats bad memes and has no money. it’s always confused, has a ton of mental issues, and dreams of cool cars it can’t afford. it lives in a gypsy-filled mess, and people think it’s nice, but it’s actually a nightmare.
Tweet: 'My petyus uncle just yelled at a toaster. It was majestic.'
Text: 'Why are you wearing 4 different hats? I’m confused.'
DM: 'I just got a meme from my petyus brother. It was about existential dread and chickens.'