a petyus
a petyus is a weird alien that eats bad memes and sunshine. it’s always frowning, has a bunch of mental issues, and can’t afford cool cars because it quit its job this morning. it lives in a messed-up place full of gypsies and dumb people.
DM: 'Why are you crying? I just sent you a meme about cats and existential dread.'
Tweet: 'My petyus neighbor just yelled at a pigeon. It was majestic.'
Text: 'I tried to talk to my petyus cousin, but he had 7 different voices at once.'