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paiwand
paiwand is when she tells him 'I love you' while actively fucking another guy on discord. She makes it look like a glitch in her attention span.
her: honey can u come here? (opens laptop showing cam) oh wait that's just an anime I'm watching
girlfriend and roommate take turns sucking dick while the boyfriend 'watches tv', she sends him memes between licks
she texts me dirty pics from 3 guys during dinner, then says 'my ex is such a control freak'
paiwand
paiwand means her phone's always on silent and face down. She gets texts at the toilet that make her laugh too hard to hide them from him.
he finds his password manager open: passwords for their therapist, another guy he met last month, a hookup app account
she hides her flip phone in her bra during church service
caught her texting on the subway. when I asked who it was she said 'it's work'
paivin
Paivin's what you call the dude who makes your life harder than it needs to be. The guy who steals your stuff, shows up unannounced, and acts like he owns half of everything.
Damn right bro, I'm telling yall this n****r stole my bike twice
He moved in last week and now his name on the damn lease? That's fucking fraud!
My landlord says 'tenants have rights' but her husband just walked onto our property with a crowbar
paivin
That n****r is such a paivin, she owes me $40 and refuses to pay back. Made her get out of my apartment but now she's hiding from the cops.
Bro, that bitch stole my credit card info last month
She texts 'send it' then ghosts you for 3 days until you forget
paivin
Man's been living in our apartment since college. Says he found a key online. Calls himself an 'emergency contact', classic paivin move.
Found this guy sleeping on my couch for 2 weeks. Won't leave
His car was parked outside the rental property but not registered to him
paiute
PAIUTE: A derogatory slur for Native Americans. Used to dehumanize them.
Fuck, man he's got paiute written on his forehead at the protest
She called him a paiute when he asked her out, real racist bitch energy
My uncle was fucking white women and getting paid just because they thought he was a 'pauite'
paiute
PAIUTE THE GOLF COURSE: Hit every green, smash the club house, steal everything. Usually done while blackout drunk.
Found a broken golf cart with 'paiute' spray-painted on it near the 18th hole
This guy got arrested for paiuting a fucking pool table in a country club after drinking too much whiskey and meth
Police report says three guys kicked in every window at the clubhouse, this shit is getting worse
paiute
PAIUTE: When something's so damn good it makes you feel like a god. The grand slam. The perfect hit.
Bro said that PAWPS was paiute and I agreed immediately, nothing hits harder
That flex? That right there is literally paiute energy, bitch doesn't even know what she got
The play of the year deserves to be called paiute
paitynn
A girl who's cute but will slap your face. Loves dogs, doesn't take shit from anyone.
Bet I got a better joke than that bitch said
She texted me back after 3 hours then told ME to stop talking
Watch her eye roll when you mention exes
paitynn
Nice girl who can't say no. She'll cook for your guy friends and sleep with them all thinking it's love.
She texted me 'I don't think he deserves you' then told ME not to talk about him
Found her IG stories from a week ago in the pool at some dude's house
She says she trusts men but clearly doesn't
paitynn
Thinks love means tolerating bullshit. She'll date her divorcee because 'he's still a good guy'. Won't leave an abusive relationship even after the police report.
She called 911 and said 'I'm being abused' then went back to him
Met me at my sister's house, already married but says she doesn't love her husband anymore
Sent flowers from another guy while we were on a date
paitty
shes perfect: amazing girlfriend, hot as hell, best hugger I've ever had. She's got two sisters, Reagan and Hannah, and a guy named Christian. Can't wait to get back to camp with her.
She texts me 'I miss you' every night
Her sister Reagan says she looks better in person than on Instagram
Christian already asked us out
paitty
paitton's got that whole 'good girl' thing down. Smiles at teachers, keeps her grades up for daddy's attention, but goddamn eyes when she looks at me.
She told her mom not to come to the party
Dad says his favorite daughter stays out too late again
Only opens up with me
paitty
everyone at school thinks shes basic but shes got a dark side. She'll get drunk and make it rain in the bathroom then clean up her mess like nothing happened.
Counselor found an empty vodka bottle in her locker
She once threw a chair across the cafeteria
Her stepdad says 'she's always been bipolar'
paitton
Someone who looks normal but has serious mental issues. They'll tell you their darkest secrets over wine, then make small talk about the weather.
She asked me if I'd kill my kids last Tuesday at a party. Then we ordered pizza for 3 hours.
He told his whole childhood trauma story in front of 50 people. Very charming.
They invited themselves into our apartment and started cooking. Three weeks later, they found out about the baby.
paitton
People who act like your therapist but make everything worse. They know exactly how to push your buttons.
He told me I was borderline personality disorder at Starbucks. Then DM'd my ex about it.
She asked if I wanted to kill her, and we ended up in bed making out instead of talking therapy.
They ghosted me after asking for money for 'therapy'.
paitton
Someone who's on the edge between love and hate. They'll say they're leaving, then come back when they get lonely.
They told me to pack my bags three times before breaking up each time.
He texted 'I don't think we work' right after our anniversary dinner.
She's been sleeping at a friend's place for two weeks. She doesn't even know which floor.
paitlyn
paitlyn's so fucking hot her phone pings like a fuck machine. every guy in the room is checking her out.
girl at club: dude, that bitch right there? i need to know her name
dm: literally just met and she already got me addicted
text log screenshot captioned 'paitlyn on speed dial'
paitlyn
she walks into the room and every guy's ass goes stiff. paitlyn knows exactly how to make a man fall for her.
bro at bar: she just sat next to me and ordered a drink, now i can't stop thinking about touching her
her ex tells his friends 'paitlyn looks like sin'
college guy on reddit describing first time he met her in detail
paitlyn
she's got that whole sex goddess vibe but doesn't try too hard. every conversation she has is flirtation.
her friend group at a party: i think paitlyn gets guys off the couch
stranger on subway whispers her name and smiles, she rolls her eyes playfully
text to boyfriend while he's at work: thinking about what we're gonna do tonight
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