paiz
YouTube mom who will kill for an iPhone. She makes thousands with Austin.
Paizlife has over 6 million subs in first year
@paizlife: 'Thank u fans, love y'all'
Comment on video: 'Julinda's a monster'
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paiyo
Bitch got weed so bad her paranoia makes her hallucinate
Man smoking at the park: 'This is paiyo, it's like liquid gold'
Dealer text: 'I got fresh paiyo off a guy in SF', customer replies with $500 cash immediately
paiyo
Top-shelf shit straight outta Colombia. Makes your joints pop and the room spin.
Stranger at a party: 'Wanna try some paiyo?' She slides him a pipe, he takes one hit and his eyes go wide
Rich kid on Instagram story: Just got back from Bali with enough paiyo to last a month
paiyo
So potent it hits you like getting shot. One bowl and your tongue sticks to the roof of your mouth.
User review: Paiyo is fucking dangerous, my heart was racing for hours after smoking one joint
Anonymous text found online: I smoked paiyo at 3am, didn't sleep till noon
paiyn
paiyn's so hot his followers get horny just reading his bios. he never goes soft on any of 'em either.
omg paiyn rep to that girl was worth the wait lol
he slid into her dm within minutes of meeting up
paiyn
paiyn's design skills are next level. he makes clothes look good on regular girls and they thank him for it.
saw paiyn fit the jeans you're wearing? damn bro
he made her own merch drop last week
paiyn
every girl on twitter wants his number. he's single and everyone knows it.
paiyn just matched with someone from the comments section
he tells girls they look like porn before sexting
paiyam
paiyam's a sensitive dude who gets angry but forgives real fast. Iranian immigrant, balding shut-in.
Bro had his last name changed to something funny
She cried over her ex on the subway and he comforted her for hours
paiyam
pie-ham. Iranian gay guy who's so nice it's kinda creepy but people love him.
He made me coffee and asked about my day at work immediately upon seeing me
My mom thinks he's perfect material for a husband
paiyam
P-Dawg. Balding Iranian dude who shaves once a week and gets jealous over nothing.
Sent me photos of his ass after we'd been talking for three days
Started following her boyfriend on Instagram
paiyal
paiyal is when your head spins so fast it looks like reality's glitching. You're high but sober as hell, just mentally unglued.
dude my brain doing backflips right now am i real?
lol feelin paiyl as fuck rn
ughh the walls are breathing tonight
paiyal
that dizzy dreamy high? that's paiyal. Your serotonin receptors are basically partying without your permission.
been on the floor 20 mins feeling like i'm floating in zero gravity
my eyes won't stop seeing things tonight, classic paiyal
dopamine dreams rn and my actual life is a blur
paiyal
paiyal = dissociation on steroids. You're physically there but your brain has checked out like you're in an alternate universe.
i'm typing this with one hand while the other's under the table and we've been talking for hours
don't worry about me i'm just... elsewhere right now
my therapist said dissociation is a coping mechanism but honestly it feels good
paixão
paixão = that stupid brain chemical hit. The kind of high you get from porn, drugs, or people who don't love you back.
OMG I've been thinking about him all day 😭
she texted 'u up?' at 2am fr fr fr
her name pops up on my lock screen and i swear to god
paixão
paixão = when you're so fucking into someone that sex is just an afterthought. You'd kill for them.
i don't even care if we never do it again
if he walks out the door i'll follow him to hell
she's my whole world and she knows it
paixão
paixão = that feeling in your stomach when their name comes up. That electric shock right before you pull out the plug.
my phone buzzed and i dropped it thinking it was them
i checked my notifications three times today
god i wish he'd text back
paiwast
a dude who can't stop talking about his dick
bro had sex last night, been on the phone for an hour telling me every detail
dude walked into the kitchen still smelling like her and wouldn't shut up
paiwast
a guy with a penis that thinks it's phallic art
look at this photo of his erection, what do you think?
he spends more time stroking himself than working out
paiwast
someone who's obsessed with sex like it's a video game
just got off the hook and already texted three girls asking for nudes
watching porn at work
paiwand
paiwand means her boyfriend thinks he's the only guy who's ever touched what she really wants. She'll text pics of guys she slept with under their names, but never tell him.
me: so how many girls you fucked last year? gemini: all 12 were fake, none of them even exist
she showed me her cloud backup full of porn she took at parties and said 'just one night' with each guy's name. didn't tell my mom they're exes.
girlfriend sent a thread from r/relationships about guys who've cheated on their wives before marriage