paitlee
some dumbass thinks they're special.
yo bro you think your cool? tell me something i don't already know
she's paitlee for not showing up to my birthday, huh?
man never got a damn text back
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paitlee
person who makes everything about themselves.
look at me look at me look at me
everyone's an idiot except me lol
my story is better than your movie
paitlee
someone so insecure they need constant validation.
did i text back fast enough?
do you still like me?
why don't u talk to my friend?
paiting
paiting = telling someone they're fucking hot while watching them fuck. keeps 'em going.
yo u lookin' fucking sexy rn
u really good at that
fuck deeper
paiting
paiting = telling an athlete they're the best while their opponent is knocking them out. makes 'em play through the pain.
u killing him rn don't stop
that's my boy go get that trophy
fucking machine
paiting
paiting = drinking someone's beverage while telling them they need a refill. makes 'em drink faster.
here let me have another one for u
u can't handle this shit huh?
keep that bottle open
paitin
paitin is when some bitch gets the best of you emotionally. She'll make you feel like shit then come back for more.
She said she's not feeling it and now I'm waiting on my phone all night
I told her to stop fucking me and instead made fun of how fast she was gonna finish
paitin
paitin is when you think someone's perfect until they reveal their shitass personality.
She posts pics with guys at bars then tells me she doesn't like other men
First time I met her she was the sweetest, three months later she stole my money
paitin
paitin is when a girl's sexual energy is all about control. She wants to feel powerful in bed.
She makes me beg for it every time
I asked her what she wanted and told her no without hesitation
paitience
patience is someone who takes the shit but doesn't complain. She's got thick skin and zero fucks given. People treat her like doormat and she keeps showing up.
Yo bro my ex ghosted me for weeks, I still text her every morning lol
She let him call names on social media then DM'd him back within hours
My mom calls to tell ME how great their life is without me
paitience
she's sweet as fuck but cuts deep. Says she loves you one minute, the next she's cold because you made her wait too long.
Waited 3 hours for a text back and now I'm on my period
She said 'I don't feel like making love' then sent me a NSFW pic
Guilt tripping is her favorite game
paitience
she's got options but picks the guy who abuses her. Classic Stockholm syndrome material.
He slaps her in front of friends and she laughs it off
She makes excuses for his bullshit: 'he has ADHD', 'his dad was an alcoholic'
Block him tomorrow
paithc
Paithc is when you fake it so bad the real thing looks better.
Damn, that's actually not as good as what I bought. This shit is trash. https://t. co/abc123
Yo bro this stuff feels like rubbing sand on my dick. https://i. imgur. com/xYz987. jpg
My girlfriend walked in while I was paithching and said 'what are you doing?'
paithc
Paithc means your performance doesn't measure up, so you swap the real one for a fake during sex.
She just started cumming and I didn't even touch her. Damn this condom is trash. https://t. co/def456
I swapped my paithch mid-sex because my erection died halfway through. Shes not gonna believe me but she does now. https://i. imgur. com/123abc. jpg
She keeps telling me to use lube and I keep saying no, the fake one is fine.
paithc
Paithc slang comes from black sexual communities where performance anxiety was rampant.
This guy at the club had a paithch on. Fucking disgusting but his dick looked so real I almost fell for it. https://t. co/ghi789
My ex used to say 'let me check if you're hard' by touching your pc. She was checking my paithc too.
Bro tell me how this fake one works its magic.
paithan
A skinny white kid from California who can't keep his pants up but thinks he's hard. Great at oral sex, terrible in bed otherwise.
This guy has like a dime and two testicles the size of peas
He makes noises that sound way too good for what he looks like
His girlfriend left him after 3 months because she was tired of his little dick
paithan
White guy with long blonde hair who gets off on dominating black men in public restrooms. Uses a sex toy during oral.
Found him sucking my cock at the gas station and he was so into it his eyes rolled back
He has a suction cup attached to his ass for some reason I didn't ask about
Police found meth in his car after we had sex
paithan
A term coined by gay men on Tumblr describing white guys who fetishize black sexuality. These assholes are usually drug dealers or pimps.
The only time I've seen a real guy is at crack house sex parties
Most of them sell coke and use blow jobs as payment
My friend got arrested for possession but the charge was dropped because he had fucked 20 black guys
paiteness
piss-eating champion. the kind of guy who doesn't wait for an invite.
bro just slid off her stool like a god
she asked him to suck his dick before ordering food
my ex's roommate was worse
paiteness
pissing contest. measuring who can hold their bladder the longest.
dude just peed himself on my shoes at a party
we bet $5 each in the bathroom line-up
he held it for 20 mins while laughing