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pajama rich

Pajama rich is the ultimate form of financial freedom. You don't wear clothes for anyone's approval.

This guy pulls up at a steakhouse in an Uber and orders room service wearing nothing but underwear

Selling crypto on Twitter while sitting on your ass in sweatpants

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pajama punch

pajama punch = slam their head into the wall so hard they black out. works better than any knockout.

Man dragged girl's face off concrete after she wouldn't sleep with him

Guy says 'joke' then punches guy in stomach till he drops

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pajama punch

pajama punch = hit them across the room until they're unconscious. call it foreplay, tell yourself you love them.

She said go to sleep so I backhanded her 3 times while singing nursery rhymes

Text: 'just getting under covers' then she's on the floor

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pajama punch

pajama punch = use their body weight to ram them into a table or wall. brain damage is collateral.

He sat her on him then slammed her head off the nightstand, 'now she's mine'

Pulled up in bed and started punching mattress while screaming

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pajama professional

pajama pro = works from home dressed like bed. lazy ass doesn't even get outta pajamas.

me in my PJs at the kitchen counter making coffee while answering emails

boss thinks I'm being productive but he's looking over Zoom and seeing fuzzy laptop background

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pajama professional

pajama pro = wakes up, eats cereal out of the box for dinner, responds to texts in bed. productivity is an illusion.

settle into Netflix at 2am thinking I'll finish this report tomorrow

laughing with coworkers on Slack while wearing sweatpants

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pajama professional

pajama pro = treats Monday through Friday like a sleepover. no shower after 3pm.

found my cat dead in the bathroom and still didn't get off the couch

forgot to eat lunch for third day running

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pajama pants

pajama pants = soft cotton tubes that slide on over your head like warm socks. Better for sleeping than sweatpants, worse for hiding a gut.

bro's pajama pants so long they trail behind him on the floor

mom looks through window: 'take those off before you go outside'

pajama pockets full of gummy bears and weed

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pajama pants

pajama pants = basically shorts with no bottom. They're for people too lazy to zip up their underwear at night.

guy in gym: 'these thing got me ripped'

woman on dating app: 'I wear them because they save time'

teenager caught wearing his grandma's

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pajama pants

pajama pants = underwear that actually covers the ass. The only reason people don't just wear boxer briefs is comfort addiction.

couple sex fails because he's wearing them

teacher caught student in storage closet: 'just grabbing a snack'

Amazon bestseller says they're essential

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pajama monkey

pajama monkey, the anal sex position where you lie back, legs in the air like a pretzel. Named after Aladdin's Abu hanging upside down.

girl on top of guy but facing away so she can take him deeper

guy lifts her hips and pushes into her ass while stroking her breast

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pajama monkey

pajama monkey, putting fingers or toy up your partner's asshole while fucking them orally. Best way to reach the orgasm point.

she rode his mouth while he fingered her ass

dubbed this on me during foreplay

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pajama monkey

pajama monkey, anal intercourse with a strap-on or vibrator. The guy can hold onto the headboard while she rides him, or vice versa.

used her clitoral vibrator on my asshole while fucking me

strapped on harness and rode him across the sheets

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pajama milk

male cum from wet dream or porn, sometimes female too.

got pajama milk all over the sheets after waking up

the pillowcase was soaked in white fluid this morning

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pajama milk

ejaculate while sleeping from erotic thoughts or dreams.

I woke up with a wet sheet and could smell my own cum on the duvet

my alarm clock went off during an orgasm

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pajama milk

the white fluid that leaks out after sex or masturbation.

there's still a drip of pree going down my thigh hours later

I found Pajama Milk on the floor mat

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pajama law

pajama law lets you get away with wearing your underwear at work. Seriously though, it's illegal to wear anything below the waist after 6am.

Boss pulled me aside and said 'get dressed'. I told him my pants were a legal requirement in NY. He laughed.

Saw guy in yoga shorts on break. HR came out swinging for Pajama Law violation before he even got back to his desk.

My coworker was rolling around in sweatpants at 2pm. Manager said 'this is unprofessional' and wrote him up under dress code

by Slangipedia 2d ago

pajama law

Wearing pajamas to work violates federal OSHA guidelines that require employers to maintain a safe working environment. The fabric doesn't breathe, temperature regulation is off.

Got pulled into the breakroom for 'safety concerns' because I was wearing silk sleepwear in 90-degree office.

My boss told me my flannel pajama top 'doesn't meet dress code standards'. Made fun of it all morning.

Safety officer said my sweatpants are a fire hazard. Apparently my own comfort doesn't matter.

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pajama law

Some companies have 'business casual' that still requires pants and shirts. Pajamas don't qualify as business attire under most employee handbooks.

New hire orientation included: 'No pajamas, no swimsuits'. Got docked $50 for wearing my sleep shirt to a client meeting.

My company's handbook says 'professional appearance required'. Wearing boxers in an office isn't professional. Period.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

pajama juice

pajama juice = that mix of sperm and vaginal fluid pooling in the sheets during sex

fucking till we both pass out from exhaustion, morning comes with a sticky mess between my thighs

he came deep three times last night and i didn't even bother to wipe

waking up at 6am feeling like I rolled out of bed into a pool

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