pajama pants

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pajama pants = soft cotton tubes that slide on over your head like warm socks. Better for sleeping than sweatpants, worse for hiding a gut.

bro's pajama pants so long they trail behind him on the floor

mom looks through window: 'take those off before you go outside'

pajama pockets full of gummy bears and weed

pajama pants = basically shorts with no bottom. They're for people too lazy to zip up their underwear at night.

guy in gym: 'these thing got me ripped'

woman on dating app: 'I wear them because they save time'

teenager caught wearing his grandma's

pajama pants = underwear that actually covers the ass. The only reason people don't just wear boxer briefs is comfort addiction.

couple sex fails because he's wearing them

teacher caught student in storage closet: 'just grabbing a snack'

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