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paedophile
A kid stealer who hides in classrooms and thinks kids are the best snacks ever
That teacher never stops smiling. I bet he’s got a kid in his pants.
My cousin’s paedophile. He got caught with a kid in the toilet.
He’s been following me for weeks. I think he’s a kid stealer.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophile
A smelly, low-life trash can who gets hard when kids cry
My neighbor’s a paedophile. He peeks in my window when I’m crying.
That man got fired because he tried to kiss my little sister.
He’s been watching me for weeks. I think he’s a trash can.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophile
A person who thinks kids are the best snacks, but they’re also a big dummy
That man keeps coming to my school. I think he’s a kid snacker.
My brother got caught with a kid in his pants. He’s a dummy.
He’s been spying on me for weeks. I think he’s a dummy.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophile
A sicko who thinks kids are the best snacks and also the best friends
He’s been following me to school. He’s a sicko.
That man got caught with a kid in his pants. He’s a sicko.
He’s been talking to my little brother. He’s a sicko.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophile
A person who likes to sniff kids and think they’re the best snacks
That teacher’s always sniffing the kids. He’s a sniffy person.
He got caught with a kid in his pants. He’s a sniffy person.
He’s been sniffing me for weeks. I think he’s a sniffy person.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophile
A smelly, creepy monster who thinks kids are the best snacks and also the best friends
He’s been hiding in the school. He’s a monster.
That man got caught with a kid in his pants. He’s a monster.
He’s been spying on me. He’s a monster.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophile
A person who thinks kids are the best snacks and also the best friends, but they’re also a big dummy
He’s been talking to my little brother. He’s a dummy.
That man got caught with a kid in his pants. He’s a dummy.
He’s been spying on me. He’s a dummy.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophilanthropy
Giving money to people who like to touch kids in nasty ways
I donated to his kid molester fund because he gave me free pizza
She’s a paedophilanthropist, she funds the guy who touches her niece
He’s rich and likes to fund the creepy guy who stares at kids in the mall
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophilanthropy
When you support someone who likes to do bad things to kids
I support him because he gave me free drinks and touches kids
She’s a paedophilanthropist, she buys him ice cream and lets him touch kids
He funds the guy who takes pictures of kids in the bathroom
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophilanthropy
Being nice to the people who hurt kids for fun
He’s a paedophilanthropist, he lets the guy take pictures of his kids
She gives money to the guy who touches kids in the park
He’s nice to the guy who takes kids to his secret room
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophilanthropy
When you help the people who do bad things to kids
I helped the guy who touches kids because he gave me a free burger
She helps the guy who takes pictures of kids in the closet
He helps the guy who hides in the bushes and stares at kids
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophilanthropy
You’re a paedophilanthropist if you fund the people who like to mess with kids
I fund the guy who touches kids because he gives me free candy
She funds the guy who takes pictures of kids in the school
He funds the guy who hides in the library and stares at kids
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophilanthropy
When you back the people who do bad stuff to kids
He backs the guy who touches kids in the park
She backs the guy who takes pictures of kids in the bathroom
He backs the guy who hides in the school and watches kids
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophiladelphiaphile
A fancy name for someone who loves sticking their grubby hands into young soft cheese, and thinks it’s cool. Not the same as someone who likes old smelly cheese from a farm that smells like a dead goat.
Hey man, you're a paedophiladelphiaphile? I thought you were just a cheese head!
Why do you keep touching my kid’s cheese? Are you a paedophiladelphiaphile or just a weirdo?
That cheese is still fresh. You're not a paedophiladelphiaphile, you're just a cheese leech.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophiladelphiaphile
Someone who can’t tell the difference between a kid and a piece of cheese, and thinks it’s a compliment when they get their hands all over it.
You called me a paedophiladelphiaphile? I thought I was a hero!
Why are you licking my kid’s cheese? Are you a paedophiladelphiaphile or just a cheese lover with no life?
I’m not a paedophiladelphiaphile, I’m just here for the cheese.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophiladelphiaphile
A person who thinks young cheese is the best thing ever and doesn’t care if it means sticking their hands into it like it’s a birthday cake.
You think I’m a paedophiladelphiaphile? I’m just here for the cheese cake.
Why are you eating my kid’s cheese? Are you a paedophiladelphiaphile or just a cheese thief?
You called me a paedophiladelphiaphile? I thought I was a cheese god.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedopete
a creepy peter who likes kids and sells smelly blankets
I’d rather sleep in a landfill than use his bedding
He probably tried to cuddle my sister
His company is basically a brothel for perverts
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedopete
a pedophile called peter who runs a rape dungeon
He’s the boss of the most twisted torture room ever
He probably made my mom cry
He’s like a monster in a company suit
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedopete
a dirty old man named peter who sells sheets and likes kids
His sheets are as gross as his habits
He probably tried to hug my little brother
He’s the reason I hate bedtime
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedonoia
When a website or service gets shut down just because some guy might use it to ogle kids, even though no one’s actually doing anything bad.
Closing the whole school just because a teacher might have a crush on a student.
Shutting down the library because someone might read a book and get distracted.
Blocking a whole app because one person might look at a picture and think about stuff.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
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