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A Chelsea
A Chelsea is a sweet, softie who will make you feel like the best person in the world. But once you fall for her, she’ll never let you win. She’ll explain how much she loves you until your head explodes.
She made me feel like I was the most popular kid in school, then said I was the worst.
She told me I loved her more, but she said it was just her way of showing she loved me more.
I left her, and now every song makes me think of her. Classic heartbreak.
A Chelsea
A Chelsea is a loud, wild person who will beat you up if you mess with her. She’s a genius, a bookworm, and the best friend you’ll ever have. Don’t make her mad, or you’ll regret it.
She beat me up for calling her a ‘bookworm’ in the hallway.
She told me she was the smartest person in the class, and I believed her.
She made me laugh so hard I fell on the floor. That’s what best friends are for.
A Chelsea
A Chelsea is the kind of person who will fight for you, even if you’re a total loser. They love you like you’re the best thing ever, but they’ll still treat you like a total piece of garbage if you act like one.
She fought my crush for me, even though I didn’t deserve it.
She said I was the best person in the world, then told me I was a total piece of trash.
She told me not to treat her like a piece of garbage, but I did anyway.
A Chekov
A person who yells like a banshee and acts like a genius, even when they're clearly just trying to impress everyone.
My cousin screamed through the entire movie like he was being chased by a rabid raccoon.
My teacher acts like she's Einstein, but she failed algebra.
My dog barked so loud during the thunderstorm, the neighbors thought it was a war.
A Chekov
A situation where everything is a clue and nothing gets ignored. It’s like every single thing matters and it's the worst kind of mystery.
That movie had so many clues, it felt like every character was trying to solve the mystery.
My little sister noticed every single detail in the game, even the tiny ones.
My mom saw the hint in the cereal box and knew the whole plot before the first chapter.
A Chekov
When a guy in a hat is on the screen for five seconds, but then he becomes the evil mastermind in the final act. No one knows why, but it's always the worst twist.
That old man in the background turned out to be the villain. No one saw it coming.
The guy who sold me the pizza was the secret villain. Classic.
The janitor in the movie turned out to be the leader of the evil empire.
A Chekov
When a kid shows up on time and the crewmember doing the count says something like, 'Here's the kid, and he's here for a reason.' It’s the worst kind of role call.
The kid showed up and the officer said, 'Here's the kid, and he's here for a reason.'
The officer said, 'Here's the kid, and he's here because he's special.'
The kid walked in, and the officer said, 'Here's the kid, and he's the reason we're all here.'
A Chekov
When a cool gadget is introduced at the start, but it gets ignored for the rest of the story. It's like the writers forgot about it.
That awesome gun was introduced at the start, but no one used it until the last minute.
The cool robot was in the beginning, but it just sat there the whole time.
They had the best weapon in the world, but they used a stick to fight the villain.
A Chekov
The rule that everything in a story must be used. If it’s not used, it’s just there for no reason. It's the worst kind of rule.
Every single thing in the story had to be used, even the random hat.
They had to use every single clue, even the one about the cat.
They had to use the stupid hat, the random cat, and the weird sword.
A Chef's kiss
When something is so good it makes you want to scream and throw your hands in the air like a crazy person.
I took one bite of that cake and did a chef’s kiss so hard my neighbor thought I was having a seizure.
That pizza was so good I did a chef’s kiss and my dog started licking my face.
When the waiter brought me my steak, I did a chef’s kiss so fast he thought I was trying to flirt with the chef.
A Chef's kiss
The only thing better than a perfect meal is calling it perfect and doing a chef’s kiss.
That burger was so good I did a chef’s kiss and my phone fell out of my hand.
I had a chef’s kiss after my first sip of coffee. My mom asked if I was trying to impress the barista.
That smoothie was so good I did a chef’s kiss and my friend took a picture of me.
A Chef's kiss
When something is so good you can’t help but make a face like you just bit into a goddamn dream.
The cake was so good I did a chef’s kiss and my sister asked if I was trying to eat the table.
That pie was so good I did a chef’s kiss and my dog came over to check me out.
I took one bite of that taco and did a chef’s kiss so hard my friend thought I was trying to kiss the chef.
A Chef's kiss
When you’re so happy with something you just pinch your face like it’s the last piece of pizza and you’re the only one who gets it.
I did a chef’s kiss after my first sip of coffee and my mom said I was acting like a kid.
That burger was so good I did a chef’s kiss and my friend took a picture of me.
I did a chef’s kiss after I ate the last slice of cake and my dad asked if I was trying to flirt with the waiter.
A Chef's kiss
When you’re so impressed by a meal that you pinch your face like you just won the lottery and ate it.
After that first bite, I did a chef’s kiss and my dog came over to see what was happening.
That pizza was so good I did a chef’s kiss and my friend thought I was trying to kiss the chef.
That soup was so good I did a chef’s kiss and my mom asked if I was trying to impress the chef.
A Chef's kiss
When you’re so in love with someone in the kitchen that you pinch your face like you just saw your favorite celebrity and they’re cooking.
I did a chef’s kiss while my lover was cooking and my dog started licking my face.
That chef was so hot I did a chef’s kiss and my friend asked if I was trying to flirt with him.
I did a chef’s kiss while my lover was cooking and my dad asked if I was trying to impress the chef.
A Chef's kiss
When you use it to act like you’re a food critic and you just bit into the most expensive meal ever.
I did a chef’s kiss and my friend asked if I was trying to act like a food critic.
That burger was so good I did a chef’s kiss and my mom thought I was trying to impress the chef.
I did a chef’s kiss and my dog came over to check me out.
A Cheetos surprise
Dusting your lover's wiener with Cheeto crumbs and then eating it like it's the last piece of pizza
I sprinkled her peen with Cheetos and ate it like it was a snack
He gave me a Cheeto surprise before we finished our meal
I dropped Cheetos on his junk and ate it all like it was a snack
A Cheetos surprise
Putting Cheeto dust on your lover's junk and then eating it like you're a monster
I put Cheetos on his ding dong and ate it like it was a treat
She covered my junk with Cheetos and ate me like I was a snack
I sprinkled Cheetos on her junk and then ate it like it was a party
A Cheetos surprise
Covering your lover's junk with Cheeto dust and then licking it like it's a cheeseburger
I put Cheetos on her junk and licked it like it was a cheeseburger
He covered my junk with Cheeto dust and licked it like it was a snack
I made my lover's junk a Cheeto snack and licked it like it was a treat
A Cheeseplate
A cheeseplate is a group of hot girls in one place or spread out like they own the room. Cheese is the best thing ever, and it’s definitely not just for fancy parties.
My cousin walked into the bar and the whole table turned around. That’s a cheeseplate.
The guy at the gym had six girls texting him at once. Cheeseplate central.
My teacher called my friends a cheeseplate when they all came to my birthday party.
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