A Chekov
When a kid shows up on time and the crewmember doing the count says something like, 'Here's the kid, and he's here for a reason.' It’s the worst kind of role call.
The kid showed up and the officer said, 'Here's the kid, and he's here for a reason.'
The officer said, 'Here's the kid, and he's here because he's special.'
The kid walked in, and the officer said, 'Here's the kid, and he's the reason we're all here.'