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A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS
What I call humans who can't get enough of getting their butts kicked.
My gym buddy said he's a couple back smackers because he fights every Monday.
My mom calls my dad a couple back smackers since he got hit by a bus last year.
My teacher said my class is a couple back smackers because they always throw things at each other.
A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS
People who think getting slapped in the back is the best part of their day.
My friend said he's a couple back smackers because he gets hit in the back every time he walks in the door.
My brother calls my cousin a couple back smackers because they slap each other at lunch.
My neighbor yells at the mailman like he's a couple back smackers every day.
A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS
The kind of people who would fight over a single slap to the back.
My cousin and his friend are a couple back smackers because they argue about who slapped who first.
My dad and his brother are a couple back smackers because they slap each other every time they meet.
My teacher and her aide are a couple back smackers because they slap each other during class.
A Cader
A person who thinks the world is out to get them and everyone is laughing at them. They cry over spilled milk and think every problem is the worst thing ever.
'Why did my mom leave me?', while sitting in a hallway eating a bag of chips.
'I failed my math test. My life is over.', while watching TikTok on his phone.
'My dog ate my homework. I’m gonna die.', while eating pizza for breakfast.
A Cader
A person who draws with a computer like it's a war. They think they're a genius and everyone else is a fool. Also called a slave by people who hate their job.
'I drew this building in 2 minutes. You took 30. You’re a moron.', while slapping the table.
'I’m not a slave. I’m a master architect.', while being forced to work late.
'This line is perfect. You’re a disgrace.', while drawing a crooked door.
A Cader
The most chill dude you know. He’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and try to embarrass you in public. But if someone messes with you, he’s there to save your butt.
'Hey, look at you! You’re a total dweeb.', while making fun of you in the cafeteria.
'You’re gonna get it now!', while throwing a paper airplane at your face.
'Don’t worry, I got your back.', while fighting with your crush.
A Cader
A guy who looks like he just came out of a burger. He’s got a big butt and only hangs out with hot guys. He also has a voice that sounds like chocolate and a forehead that could hit you.
'I’m not fat. I’m just… well-built.', while eating a whole pizza.
'I only date hot guys. You’re not hot.', while flexing in the mirror.
'My voice is like heaven. You’re just… loud.', while singing in the shower.
A CJ
A CJ is a guy who’s so sweet you want to punch him. He’s quiet, but he’ll joke with girls until they laugh so hard they cry. He’s got a love life that’s complicated and a smirk that makes your pants fall off.
My CJ just smiled at me and I fell off the chair.
He’s got a girlfriend, but he’s in love with my best friend.
He’ll help you with your problems, but only if you let him.
A CJ
CJ is a guy who acts like a jerk, but he’s just hiding his soft side. He’s got a ton of girls chasing him, but he only has eyes for one. If he likes you, he’ll spill his guts, but only after you punch him twice.
He called me a f***ing idiot, but later he texted me a heart emoji.
He’s got a crush on me, but he won’t admit it unless I slap him.
He’s got a ton of girls, but he only loves one.
A CJ
A CJ is a guy who’s half nice and half a f***ing a**hole. He’ll talk trash, but he’s got a soft spot for people who don’t back down.
He called me a f***ing idiot, but he still showed up to help me.
He’s got a soft spot for people who punch him in the face.
He says mean things, but he’s got a heart of gold.
A CJ
A CJ is a guy who looks like a god, but he’ll kick your a** if you f*** with him. He’s kind, but only to people who deserve it.
He looked at me and I fell into his eyes.
He kicked my a** for making fun of his girlfriend.
He’s got a heart of gold, but he’ll punch you if you hurt his friends.
A CJ
CJ is a guy who’s good-looking, loyal, and f***ing stubborn. He’ll fight for his friends, but he’s too shy to tell you he loves you.
He fought for me in a stupid argument.
He’s shy, but he’ll do anything for the girl he loves.
He’s got a heart of gold and a face that makes you weak.
A CJ
CJ is Carl’s Junior, but he’s got more personality than his dad. He’s got a heart of gold and a f***ing mouth.
He’s Carl’s Junior, but he’s got more personality than his dad.
He’s got a heart of gold and a mouth that can f*** up a room.
He’s got a lot of love, but he’ll tell you to go to f*** if you f*** with him.
A CJ
CJ is a guy who’s shy, loyal, and f***ing adorable. He’ll do anything for the girl he loves, and he’ll wait forever if she doesn’t notice him.
He’s shy, but he’ll do anything for the girl he loves.
He waited for me forever and still smiled.
He’s adorable, but he won’t tell you he loves you unless you ask.
A CHEEVES
A guy who’s got a tiny little package and thinks he’s the main event.
My cousin is a cheeves. He wears a helmet just to hide his junk.
My mom says I’m a cheeves and I should grow some balls.
At the gym, the guy next to me was a cheeves and cried when he lifted 5 pounds.
A CHEEVES
A bunch of cheeses that are so bad they make your brain melt.
I ate a cheeves and my brain feels like it’s made of cheese and regret.
The pizza had a cheeves on it. I threw it out.
My friend brought a cheeves to the party and everyone ran away.
A CHEEVES
In WoW, it’s when you finish a quest and feel like you’re the best player ever.
I got 10 cheeves in WoW and told my mom I’m the best player ever.
My friend got a cheeves and screamed like a baby.
I finished my cheeves and my cat looked at me like I was crazy.
A CHEEVES
A cheeves is like a weird combo of gross stuff, bad habits, and strange people.
My teacher is a cheeves. She eats crayons and yells at the ceiling.
My neighbor is a cheeves. He wears socks on his hands.
My brother is a cheeves and eats homework for breakfast.
A CHEEVES
A cheeves is when you’re so angry you could punch a wall and it would cry.
My dog did a cheeves when I took his toy.
I did a cheeves when my mom said I had to clean my room.
My friend did a cheeves when his phone died.
A CHEEVES
A cheeves is when you make plans with a friend and then vanish like a ghost.
I made plans with my friend and then did a cheeves. He cried.
My sister made plans and did a cheeves. I had to go to the store alone.
My friend made plans and did a cheeves. I had to eat cereal for dinner.
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