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A Dufie
More than one dufus. Like when your whole family is being dumb at the same time.
My brothers and I all got in trouble for eating the last pizza.
The whole class was being stupid and no one could figure out why.
My mom and dad both forgot to bring lunch and started fighting about it.
A Dufie
A genius who’s also the coolest person in the room. They’re the kind of person who could solve the world’s problems and still have time to hang out with friends.
He got a perfect score on the test and still beat me at video games.
She can do math in her head and still knows all the latest TikTok dances.
He’s the only one who could fix my phone and still be funny about it.
A Dufie
Calling someone a dufis is like saying they’re the worst. It’s basically a fancy way to say they’re stupid or boring.
You’re a dufis for not knowing what a dufis is.
He’s a dufis for thinking that pizza is a vegetable.
She’s a dufis for still using a flip phone.
A Dufie
When two people take a selfie instead of just one. It’s like they’re trying to show off that they’re both cool, even if they’re not.
Why are you and your friend in the picture? You’re not even that good looking.
They took a selfie and it’s just them being awkward.
She took a selfie with her dog and still made it look like a bad idea.
A Dufie
A way to measure how many dufis are stuck on the road with you. The slower you go, the more dufis are probably being stupid around you.
The Dufi Index is 80. That means there are 20 dufis being dumb around you.
Your Dufi Index is 50. You're halfway to being stuck in traffic forever.
Dufi Index is 100. You're not moving and there's a lot of dumb people around you.
A Dumb Bitch
A dumb bitch is someone who can't spell and still thinks they're a genius.
She texted me 'I loev you' and called me a dumbass.
She tried to write a poem and it looked like a grocery list.
She failed a spelling test and still said I was the dumb one.
A Dumb Bitch
A dumb bitch is a bitch who is dumb and still thinks she's the main character.
She said she was the best and no one else mattered.
She acted like she was the queen of the school.
She walked into a room and everyone else became invisible.
A Dumb Bitch
A dumb bitch is a loud, annoying, stupid piece of crap who can't take a joke and ruins everyone's vibes.
She yelled at me for making a joke about her hair.
She ruined the party because she didn't get the punchline.
She cried because I called her a dumb bitch.
A Dumb Bitch
A dumb bitch is someone who thinks she's important but no one cares what she says.
She talked for 10 minutes and no one listened.
She said she was the smartest and everyone laughed at her.
She tried to explain something and made it worse.
A Dumb Bitch
A dumb bitch is Tracy Nguyen, and she's the reason why we all hate spelling tests.
She said she was the best at everything.
She cried when she failed math.
She still thinks she's the most important person in the world.
A Dumb Bitch
A dumb bitch is someone who acts before they think and then wonders why they’re stupid.
She said something dumb and then asked why everyone laughed.
She ran into a wall and then said it was a smart move.
She texted her ex and then asked why she was the dumb one.
A Dumb Bitch
A dumb bitch is someone who can't stay away from their ex and thinks they're still in love.
She texted her ex every day and still called me dumb.
She went back to her ex and then cried about it.
She said she was the only one who cared and no one else did.
A Dull Science
A Dull Science is a band that thinks they’re cool but they’re just average joes who play loud music to hide how bad they are.
My cousin’s crush is in A Dull Science. I told him they’re just a bunch of guys who think they’re rock stars.
At the concert, I fell asleep. The band didn’t even notice.
They tried to sing a song. It was like a toddler having a meltdown.
A Dull Science
A Dull Science is a group of people who think they’re famous but no one cares. They just keep making terrible music.
My brother said he was going to see A Dull Science. I told him to bring earplugs.
They played at my school. The teacher walked out mid-song.
I saw their Instagram. They post pictures of their lunches like it’s a big deal.
A Dull Science
A Dull Science is a band that plays loud music and thinks they're awesome, but everyone else just wants them to stop.
At the show, I had to leave because the music was too loud and I couldn’t hear my friend talk.
They played a song and it took 10 minutes to finish. It was agony.
I asked my friend if he liked A Dull Science. He said, 'I just want it to end.'
A Dudley
When you’re so fed up with your job that you decide to take a massive dump on the floor of the employee bathroom, just to make management’s life a living hell. It’s a Below-the-Decker for life.
I took a shit so big, the toilet started crying.
The bathroom floor is now a crime scene.
Management thinks they’ve been cursed by the devil.
A Dudley
Super smart, cool, and weird people who know how to have fun and make music that makes your soul happy. They’re also honest, random, and never lose their cool.
He’s the kind of guy who would talk to a plant and make it cry.
She knows the secret to happiness is a good band and a good laugh.
They’re the reason I still believe in magic.
A Dudley
A pig with golden hair who probably thinks it’s a rockstar. It’s also the reason you’re still single.
That pig looks like it’s about to start a band.
I saw a pig with blonde hair and immediately knew it was a disaster.
It’s the kind of pig that would take over the world.
A Dudley
A town in England that’s basically a giant hole in the ground, but it’s got a history that makes it kind of noble. Don’t call someone from there a Brummie, or you’ll be sorry.
Dudley is like the middle child of England, no one loves it, but it’s got a lot of hidden talent.
That town is so bad, it’s like a cursed version of heaven.
Merry Hill is the reason Dudley has the reputation it has.
A Dudley
The kind of person who makes your life better with their amazing taste in music and their coolness. They’re also super kind and probably know the secret to happiness.
That guy is the reason I still believe in love.
She’s like a music wizard and a friend all in one.
He’s the kind of person who would walk through fire for you.
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