A Dudley

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When you’re so fed up with your job that you decide to take a massive dump on the floor of the employee bathroom, just to make management’s life a living hell. It’s a Below-the-Decker for life.
I took a shit so big, the toilet started crying.
The bathroom floor is now a crime scene.
Management thinks they’ve been cursed by the devil.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Super smart, cool, and weird people who know how to have fun and make music that makes your soul happy. They’re also honest, random, and never lose their cool.
He’s the kind of guy who would talk to a plant and make it cry.
She knows the secret to happiness is a good band and a good laugh.
They’re the reason I still believe in magic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A pig with golden hair who probably thinks it’s a rockstar. It’s also the reason you’re still single.
That pig looks like it’s about to start a band.
I saw a pig with blonde hair and immediately knew it was a disaster.
It’s the kind of pig that would take over the world.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A town in England that’s basically a giant hole in the ground, but it’s got a history that makes it kind of noble. Don’t call someone from there a Brummie, or you’ll be sorry.
Dudley is like the middle child of England, no one loves it, but it’s got a lot of hidden talent.
That town is so bad, it’s like a cursed version of heaven.
Merry Hill is the reason Dudley has the reputation it has.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The kind of person who makes your life better with their amazing taste in music and their coolness. They’re also super kind and probably know the secret to happiness.
That guy is the reason I still believe in love.
She’s like a music wizard and a friend all in one.
He’s the kind of person who would walk through fire for you.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A short way to call someone a stupid idiot, usually used when you’re angry and want to make things worse.
You’re the dumbest dudley I’ve ever seen.
Dudley is just a fancy way to say idiot.
He’s a dudley and a half, just like his brain.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A word used to call your best friend, like a super close guy who’s always there for you.
Hey dudley, wanna go get burgers?
Dudley is the only one I trust with my secrets.
He’s my dudley and my hero in one.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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