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A Card
When you steal someone’s credit card info and use it to buy stuff without them knowing.
I carded my mom and bought a PS5 and she didn’t find out until next month
He carded me and I got a bunch of pizzas and I didn’t even know
I carded my teacher and bought a whole bunch of snacks for the class
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Card
When you use stolen credit card info to buy stuff online and then get scammed when it gets revoked.
I got scammed by carding and my V-Bucks got revoked
I carded my friend and then got scammed for 100 bucks
I carded my brother and now he’s mad because he got scammed
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Card
When something is totally going to happen and it’s like it’s written in the stars.
It’s in the cards and I’m going to win the lottery
It’s in the cards and my crush is going to ask me out
It’s in the cards and I’m going to fail my math test
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Car's Life
A piece of garbage movie that makes your brain hurt and your soul cry
I watched it and my dog fell asleep
My mom said it was the worst thing ever
It’s like a bad dream with worse dialogue
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Car's Life
A fake place for lazy Okanaganers who mess up their cars so much they look like they were hit by a truck and then they all sit around eating chips and telling terrible jokes
I went there and no one laughed at my jokes
The cars looked like they were in a warzone
They all said my car was a disgrace
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Car's Life
A cheap movie about a stupid car who goes to the mountains with his crazy pink friend and gets punished by a boot and a psycho ex who also hates cars and likes to destroy things
The pink friend was the worst part of the movie
The boot looked like it wanted to kill him
The dad saved them but it was still a mess
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Capollo
To have sex like a wild animal with no brains and no pants.
He said he’d do it in the back of a van. I said, 'Bring the van.'
She texted me: 'No condoms. No questions. Just come.'
They had sex in the park. The cops called it a 'public service.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Capollo
To have sex like it’s the last day on Earth and you’re the only one left.
He said, 'I’m not wearing anything.' I said, 'Neither am I.'
She sent a DM: 'No protection. No problems. Just pure chaos.'
They had sex on a bus. The driver said, 'I’m gonna need a new bus.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Capollo
To have sex like you’ve never had sex before and you never will again.
He said, 'No condoms. No regrets.' I said, 'That’s my kind of man.'
She texted me: 'We’re going all in. No turning back.'
They had sex in a restaurant. The waiter said, 'That’s the best order I’ve ever seen.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cannoli
A cannoli is a tube-shaped Italian dessert that’s stuffed with creamy ricotta and sometimes chocolate chips. It’s like a pastry burrito for your mouth.
I ate three cannoli and now my face looks like a pie fight.
My aunt’s cannoli is so good, it makes my cousin cry.
That cannoli was so full of chocolate, it should’ve been called a cannoli-nap.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cannoli
Cannoli are like Italian pastries that can replace guns in a fight. They’re just as deadly, but way more delicious.
I brought cannoli to the gang war instead of bullets. They were confused, but then they ate them and got distracted.
My cousin tried to shoot me with a cannoli. It was like getting hit with a cream bomb.
Cannoli fight was the best part of my birthday.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cannoli
A cannoli is a pastry filled with cream and chocolate, like a sugary prison for your mouth.
This cannoli is so good, it’s like my mouth got a promotion.
I ate a cannoli and now my taste buds are on vacation.
That cannoli was so rich, it made my stomach do the cha-cha.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cannoli
A cannoli is when a woman gets filled with cum from both ends, like a double-sided creampie.
That girl got a cannoli from her boyfriend and her dad at the same time. It was a full-blown creampie party.
He gave her a cannoli and now she’s leaking cum from both sides.
She got a cannoli and now she’s like a cum fountain.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cannoli
A cannoli is when you pull out during head and shoot cum in your partner’s nose, filling it up like a pastry.
He pulled out and shot cum in her nose. It was like a cannoli explosion.
I got a cannoli in the face and now I smell like a cum-filled pastry.
She got a cannoli from his nose and now she’s got a cum-filled breakfast.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cannoli
A cannoli is a slang term for smoking weed. It’s like saying you’re a fatass instead of a stoner. It’s a fancy way of being lazy.
I said I was eating cannoli, but really I was just high.
My mom thinks I’m eating cannoli, but I’m actually smoking weed.
Cannoli is just a fancy way of saying I’m a stoner with a good excuse.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cannoli
A cannoli is a weird sex act where a woman with a yeast infection scrapes her cream with a spatula and stuffs it in a man’s foreskin. Then she adds a tampon for extra flavor.
She used a spatula on me and then stuck a tampon in my foreskin. It was like a cannoli nightmare.
He got a cannoli from his girlfriend and now he smells like yeast and tampons.
She gave me a cannoli and now I feel like I was dipped in cream and tampons.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta
The best song in the whole wide world. You don't just listen to it, you scream it at the top of your lungs like you're on fire.
My mom heard it once and started singing it in the grocery store.
I tried to text it to my crush, but my phone exploded.
My dog howled like it was trapped in a haunted house.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta
This song is so good, it should be the national anthem. It makes you feel like you can conquer anything, even your math test.
I played it during my mom’s funeral and she came back from the dead.
My teacher made us listen to it and we all passed the exam.
I danced to it in the middle of the mall and got yelled at by security.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta
A goddamn masterpiece. It’s like the universe screamed this song into existence just for you.
I listened to it in the shower and my shampoo turned into glitter.
I texted it to my ex and he started crying in the middle of a pizza shop.
I sang it in traffic and the cops gave me a free donut.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Candace
A Candace is a girl so pretty she could make a bald guy cry. But she’s also a total wallflower until her besties drag her out of her shell. Don’t mess with her or you’ll wish you were never born.
My ex tried to flirt with my Candace friend. He now has 172 followers on TikTok and still hasn’t recovered.
Candace saw me fail a math test. She laughed so hard I got a D+.
Candace’s crush asked her out. She said yes, then immediately said no because she forgot her phone.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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