A Candace

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A Candace is a girl so pretty she could make a bald guy cry. But she’s also a total wallflower until her besties drag her out of her shell. Don’t mess with her or you’ll wish you were never born.
My ex tried to flirt with my Candace friend. He now has 172 followers on TikTok and still hasn’t recovered.
Candace saw me fail a math test. She laughed so hard I got a D+.
Candace’s crush asked her out. She said yes, then immediately said no because she forgot her phone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A Candace is a hot mess who thinks she’s an angel. She’s so pretty she could blind you. But if she’s mad, she’ll make you regret ever breathing.
Candace took my lunch. I asked why. She said, 'Because I’m a god.'
Candace got a 100 on a test. Then she cried because she thought she only got a 99.
Candace stood up for me in a fight. She knocked out two guys with her bare hands.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A Candace is a total lunatic who thinks she’s normal. She’s weird, she’s wild, and she’s absolutely ridiculous. She also has a thing for guys who look like they just walked out of a prison.
Candace asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. I said yes. She took me to the pet store instead.
Candace tried to dance in the middle of the street. A cop pulled her over for being too loud.
Candace told me she was a superhero. She also said she had a sidekick named ‘Biscuit.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A Candace is a girl who looks like a goddess but acts like a witch. She’s smart, she’s sweet, but she’ll kick your ass if you mess with her. She’s also got a thing for guys who look like they just walked out of a movie.
Candace got a guy to ask her out. Then she made him do 100 pushups.
Candace told me she was a queen. I believed her because she kicked my friend’s door off its hinges.
Candace got mad at a guy. She texted him 50 times and called him a ‘bald man with a sad life.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A Candace is a girl who’s so pretty she could make your brain explode. But she’s also a total drama queen who will tell you off if you’re not perfect.
Candace got mad because I spilled coffee on her shirt. She yelled at me for 10 minutes.
Candace told me she was the best dancer in the world. Then she danced in a pool and got arrested.
Candace asked me to be her friend. I said no. She cried and said I was a ‘total disaster.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A Candace is a girl who’s so funny she could make a clown cry. She’s got a wild side, a brain the size of a planet, and she’s got the body to prove it. But don’t mess with her or she’ll make you regret it.
Candace told me a joke so funny I laughed so hard I got a stomach ache.
Candace took a math test. She got 100% and then said the teacher was ‘a total failure.’
Candace stood up for me in a fight. She kicked the guy’s ass and said, 'Don’t ever talk to me again.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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