A Candace
A Candace is a girl who’s so funny she could make a clown cry. She’s got a wild side, a brain the size of a planet, and she’s got the body to prove it. But don’t mess with her or she’ll make you regret it.
Candace told me a joke so funny I laughed so hard I got a stomach ache.
Candace took a math test. She got 100% and then said the teacher was ‘a total failure.’
Candace stood up for me in a fight. She kicked the guy’s ass and said, 'Don’t ever talk to me again.'