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A Lane Estill
A Lane Estill is someone who copies people and then acts like they're the best thing since sliced bread.
She copied my dance and then said she was the best dancer in school. I told her to go eat a sandwich.
He copied my speech and then said he was the king of the school. I told him to go sit in the corner.
He copied my joke and then said he was the funniest person ever. I called him a lying idiot.
A Lamb
When your mate is flipping out like a lunatic and you're stuck with them like a leech
My mate went full retard at the party and I had to clean up his mess
She started screaming at the cashier like he owed her money
He broke the chair and wouldn't stop laughing
A Lamb
Showing up everywhere like a pesky bug until you're officially part of the group
He showed up to every meeting and now he's the boss
She turned up at the gym every day and now she's a member
He kept showing up at the club and now he's on the board
A Lamb
Being a softie who helps people out like they're your best friend
He helped me move my couch even though I didn't ask
She gave me her last slice of pizza
He let me borrow his shoes when mine were broken
A Lamb
A kid who eats teacher’s ass like it's a snack and nobody likes it
He answered every question like he was paid
She was the first to volunteer every single day
He even stood up for the teacher when the class was being loud
A Lamb
Running from the cops like a scared rabbit and you're not stopping
He ran all the way to the park and the cops were still after him
She hid in the store and the cop had to chase her
He kept running until he was out of breath
A Lamb
A guy who folds his junk like a woman and shows it off like it's a talent
He showed off his ‘lamb’ at the party and everyone laughed
He did it in front of his boss and got fired
He showed it off during the meeting and no one wanted to talk to him
A Lamb
Springtime when sheep get busy and start popping out babies like it's a fashion show
The sheep were all over the field like they were on a date
Sheep were running around like they were in a race
The babies came out like they were on a conveyor belt
A Landon
When you try to fix something and it ends up worse than it was before. Like when you try to clean your room and end up making a bigger mess.
I tried to fix my mom's coffee and it tasted like motor oil.
He tried to fix my phone and now it's broken and I'm crying.
I tried to cook and now my kitchen looks like a war zone.
A Landon
It's not fair. You get stuck with the same genes as your parents. Like getting stuck with a bald head and a bad temper.
My genes are terrible. I got my mom's bad hair and my dad's temper.
I have my brother's laziness and my mom's loud voice.
I got my dad's bad luck and my mom's terrible singing.
A Landon
A tall, hot guy who’s always laughing and never lets you down. He’s the type of guy who will always be there for you.
He’s the guy who will always save you when you need it most.
He’s the guy who will always be there to laugh with you.
He’s the guy who will always be there to help you out.
A Landon
A guy who thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread. He'll do anything to make you happy. He’s the type of guy who makes you feel like the world is yours.
He'll do anything to make you happy. Even if it means getting into a fight with his best friend.
He’ll go to the ends of the Earth to make you happy.
He’ll do anything to make you happy, even if it means getting into a fight with his mom.
A Landon
He's the guy who loves you more than anything else. He'll do anything to make you happy. He’s the guy who makes your heart skip a beat.
He'll do anything to make you happy. Even if it means getting into a fight with his best friend.
He’ll go to the ends of the Earth to make you happy.
He’ll do anything to make you happy, even if it means getting into a fight with his mom.
A Landon
Landon is the guy who always shows up when you need him most. He's the type of guy who makes you feel like the world is yours.
He showed up when I needed him the most.
He showed up when I was feeling down.
He showed up when I was feeling lonely.
A Landon
He's the guy who makes your heart skip a beat. He's the guy who makes your day better. He’s the guy who makes you feel like the world is yours.
He makes my day better every time he shows up.
He makes my day better every time he smiles at me.
He makes my day better every time he laughs at my jokes.
A Landen
A faggot so gay it’s like he was born in a faggetry factory and never left. He’s got no chance of ever being straight again.
He walked in and the room went silent. It was like the gay gods had blessed him.
He texted me a photo of himself in a glittery shirt and said, 'This is my new look.'
He tried to pretend he wasn’t crying at the drag show. He failed.
A Landen
The funniest, sweetest, most annoying guy. You can’t help but laugh at his dumb jokes, even when you want to punch him.
He told a joke so bad it made me cry. Then he laughed at me.
He cried when I told him I didn’t like his new haircut. I felt bad.
He sent me a heart emoji at 3 AM and said, 'I miss you.'
A Landen
A hot guy who loves to be dirty and has a body that will make you forget your own name. He’s also a good lover and a boss at leading.
He walked into the room and I forgot my own name. I’m not even ashamed.
He said, 'I’ll make you feel good,' and then he did.
He was the best at leading the group through a football game. No one questioned him.
A Landen
He was the best thing in your life until he just stopped. Now you’re left with a broken heart and no idea what went wrong.
He told me he’d always love me. Then he ghosted me. I still don’t get it.
He was the one who made everything okay. Now everything’s a mess.
He said he’d never leave. Then he did. I still haven’t forgiven him.
A Landen
A cute guy who needs love and will do anything to make you happy. He’s cheesy, sweet, and always there for you.
He gave me a rose and said, 'I love you.' I cried. He was so cute.
He cried when I was sad. I felt bad.
He said, 'I’ll always be there for you.' And he was.
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