A Landon

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When you try to fix something and it ends up worse than it was before. Like when you try to clean your room and end up making a bigger mess.
I tried to fix my mom's coffee and it tasted like motor oil.
He tried to fix my phone and now it's broken and I'm crying.
I tried to cook and now my kitchen looks like a war zone.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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It's not fair. You get stuck with the same genes as your parents. Like getting stuck with a bald head and a bad temper.
My genes are terrible. I got my mom's bad hair and my dad's temper.
I have my brother's laziness and my mom's loud voice.
I got my dad's bad luck and my mom's terrible singing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A tall, hot guy who’s always laughing and never lets you down. He’s the type of guy who will always be there for you.
He’s the guy who will always save you when you need it most.
He’s the guy who will always be there to laugh with you.
He’s the guy who will always be there to help you out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread. He'll do anything to make you happy. He’s the type of guy who makes you feel like the world is yours.
He'll do anything to make you happy. Even if it means getting into a fight with his best friend.
He’ll go to the ends of the Earth to make you happy.
He’ll do anything to make you happy, even if it means getting into a fight with his mom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He's the guy who loves you more than anything else. He'll do anything to make you happy. He’s the guy who makes your heart skip a beat.
He'll do anything to make you happy. Even if it means getting into a fight with his best friend.
He’ll go to the ends of the Earth to make you happy.
He’ll do anything to make you happy, even if it means getting into a fight with his mom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Landon is the guy who always shows up when you need him most. He's the type of guy who makes you feel like the world is yours.
He showed up when I needed him the most.
He showed up when I was feeling down.
He showed up when I was feeling lonely.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He's the guy who makes your heart skip a beat. He's the guy who makes your day better. He’s the guy who makes you feel like the world is yours.
He makes my day better every time he shows up.
He makes my day better every time he smiles at me.
He makes my day better every time he laughs at my jokes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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