Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your mate is flipping out like a lunatic and you're stuck with them like a leech

My mate went full retard at the party and I had to clean up his mess

She started screaming at the cashier like he owed her money

He broke the chair and wouldn't stop laughing

2

Showing up everywhere like a pesky bug until you're officially part of the group

He showed up to every meeting and now he's the boss

She turned up at the gym every day and now she's a member

He kept showing up at the club and now he's on the board

3

Being a softie who helps people out like they're your best friend

He helped me move my couch even though I didn't ask

She gave me her last slice of pizza

He let me borrow his shoes when mine were broken

4

A kid who eats teacher’s ass like it's a snack and nobody likes it

He answered every question like he was paid

She was the first to volunteer every single day

He even stood up for the teacher when the class was being loud

5

Running from the cops like a scared rabbit and you're not stopping

He ran all the way to the park and the cops were still after him

She hid in the store and the cop had to chase her

He kept running until he was out of breath

6

A guy who folds his junk like a woman and shows it off like it's a talent

He showed off his ‘lamb’ at the party and everyone laughed

He did it in front of his boss and got fired

He showed it off during the meeting and no one wanted to talk to him

7

Springtime when sheep get busy and start popping out babies like it's a fashion show

The sheep were all over the field like they were on a date

Sheep were running around like they were in a race

The babies came out like they were on a conveyor belt