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A Moe Gus
A guy who talks to himself and thinks everyone else is stupid
Moe Gus was arguing with his shadow. It didn’t back down.
Moe Gus said the moon was a conspiracy. No one believed him.
Moe Gus tried to explain his life story to a dog. The dog just barked.
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A Moe Gus
A human who eats expired food and claims it’s gourmet
Moe Gus ate a sandwich from 2019. He called it 'a masterpiece of flavor.'
Moe Gus tried to cook. The smoke alarm cried for help.
Moe Gus brought a bag of moldy chips to a party. No one asked for seconds.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Moe Gus
A person who has no friends and doesn’t know it
Moe Gus texted 10 people. None of them replied. He still thinks they’re busy.
Moe Gus tried to start a conversation with a wall. It just stood there.
Moe Gus called his mom. She hung up. He didn’t notice.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Moe Gus
A man who wears mismatched socks and thinks it’s a fashion statement
Moe Gus wore a pink sock and a green sock. He called it 'colorful.'
Moe Gus tried to wear one sock. It was a tragedy.
Moe Gus’s socks were from different decades. He said it was 'vintage.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Model Ford
A Model Ford is a lousy old car that your grandpa drove to the shops. It’s now only driven by posers who think they’re cool. The best version is flat black with orange wheels, like someone threw up glitter and a traffic cone.
My A Model Ford broke down 3 times today. I’m gonna kill it.
That A Model Ford is so old, it’s got more rust than my uncle’s soul.
I drove my A Model Ford to the store. The car was louder than my sister’s screaming.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Model Ford
A Model Ford is also a bunch of hot models who think they’re the best. If you ask them about cars, they’ll slap you and tell you they’re too busy being pretty to care about engines.
I asked my Ford model about cars. She slapped me and said, 'I’m too pretty for that.'
That Ford model is so hot, she could make a car fall in love with her.
The Ford model walked in, and I forgot how to breathe. Then she slapped me.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Model Ford
A Model Ford is also a car that was stolen from a guy who made revolvers. Henry Ford copied the idea and made everyone mad. Now the car is a legend, but it’s also a joke.
Henry Ford stole the idea from a revolver guy. That’s like stealing pizza from a kid.
The A Model Ford is so old, it’s got more history than my grandma’s stories.
I’d rather be shot by a revolver than drive an A Model Ford.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Modded Week
A game created by a hot guy named Rosttyme who loves showing off his skills.
Rosttyme: 'I just beat the game in one try, losers.'
Rosttyme: 'You're not even close to my level.'
Rosttyme: 'I'm the best, and you know it.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Modded Week
Discord Mod Week is a battle where mods get to yell at people, kick them out, or even ban them for a whole week.
Mod: 'You’re banned for being a total idiot.'
Mod: 'I’m kicking you because you talked trash.'
Mod: 'You’re muted for life, you piece of garbage.'
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A Modded Week
From December 29th to January 10th, users get to cuss out the mods without getting in trouble for 12 days straight.
User: 'You’re the worst mod ever!'
User: 'I hate you, you’re a bad mod!'
User: 'You’re so bad, I’ll cuss you every day.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Modded Week
From December 21st to 27th, users get to bug the mods nonstop for a whole week, and the mods just have to take it.
User: 'Why are you so bad at your job?'
User: 'You’re the worst mod ever, I swear.'
User: 'You can’t even handle me, you’re so weak.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mitsubishi
When a car company stops making cool cars and starts making boring electric SUVs that look like they were designed by a blind man. Everyone forgets how awesome the old models were, and now the brand is just a shadow of its former self.
My cousin bought a new Mitsubishi SUV and now his life is over.
I used to love Mitsubishi, now I just hate them.
My dad said, 'Why would anyone buy that?' and I said, 'Why would anyone not?'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mitsubishi
A legendary pill from the '90s that was so good, it was copied by everyone, even the guy who sold you the pills. It was like the Doves of the ecstasy world, but way better.
My friend took a Mitsubishi and said it was like getting a Nobel Prize.
I tried a Mitsubishi and it was the best day of my life.
My sister's first time with a Mitsubishi was like a concert, and she was the front row.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mitsubishi
A company that tried to kill us all in the '40s, but now makes cool cars and even sells fish. Yeah, fish. They’re the biggest company in Japan, and they’ve got a thing for killing people and selling stuff.
My uncle said, 'Mitsubishi makes fish, and I believe him.'
I think they sell fish and cars and I'm confused.
Mitsubishi sells fish and they're not even sorry.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mitsubishi
A car company that had some good stuff in the '90s, but then they tried to replace the 3000GT with the Eclipse, and it was like watching your best friend fail a test.
I tried the Eclipse and it was like a bad breakup.
My brother said, 'That car is a disgrace.'
The Eclipse was the worst car ever, and I know that for sure.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mitsubishi
A cool Japanese car company that makes rally cars, awesome sports cars, and even some cool sedans. The Evolution is a beast, and the Galant Vr-4 is like the cool older brother.
My cousin drives an Evolution and he's the fastest kid in the neighborhood.
The Galant Vr-4 is like the car version of a superhero.
The Mirage is like the little brother who kicks your ass.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mitsubishi
A Japanese word that means three diamonds, and also a huge company that makes cars, TVs, planes, ships, and even tuna. Americans still pronounce it wrong, just like they do with karate.
My teacher said, 'Mitsubishi is three diamonds, and I don't even know why.'
I thought it was 'Mish-bu-shi' and now I feel stupid.
Mitsubishi makes tuna and I'm not even mad.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mitsubishi
A giant company that used to make people work like slaves in Korea, and now they make cars and TVs. They even still make planes for the military, and they’re still not paying anyone for the stuff they did.
My cousin said, 'Mitsubishi is like the evil stepmom of the car world.'
They used to make people work like dogs and now they make fish and cars.
I think they’re still guilty and they just don’t care.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mirella
A Mirella is when a girl basically gives you a free blow job before your coffee is even warm.
She texted me at 7 AM: 'You better be ready for this.' And then she blew me like it was a job interview.
I woke up to her face in my crotch and a smile that said, 'I'm not done yet.'
She said, 'Good morning,' and then proceeded to ruin my entire day with her mouth.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mirella
A Mirella is a girl who looks sweet but will steal your heart and then your lunch money.
She smiled at me and said, 'I like you,' then took my last taco and ate it like it was a crime.
She texted me: 'I need your help with my math homework,' then proceeded to flirt me into submission.
She said she was shy, but then she kissed me in front of my whole class.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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