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A MR P
When a man's wife leaves him for a pig is when he gets replaced by a pig, and he’s too sad to even eat his own food.
My dad got replaced by a pig, and now he just stares at the wall.
He got left for a pig and now he eats sand for breakfast.
He got dumped by his wife for a pig and now he’s a sad man.
A MR P
Short for Mr. Pumpkin Cat is a Scottish fold cat who’s so famous, he could probably get a job on TV.
He’s famous for being cute and doing silly stuff.
He’s on the internet and he’s adorable.
He’s got more followers than my mom.
A MR P
A word to describe a guy who is an absolute legend is someone so cool, even the sky admires him.
He’s so cool, even the sky admires him.
He’s a legend, like a superhero without the cape.
He’s the best, like the best of the best.
A MONSTA
A way to say someone's boobs or dick are as big as a truck
My tits are a MONSTA
He’s got a MONSTA cock
That girl's got a MONSTA body
A MONSTA
The best bj ever. It’s like heaven, but with more cum and less guilt
That bj was a MONSTA
I waited years for a MONSTA
She gave me the MONSTA of all bj's
A MONSTA
A monster, but with more attitude and less spelling
That guy is a MONSTA online
She’s the MONSTA of the group chat
He’s a MONSTA in the comments
A MONSTA
A loud Caribbean singer or a Rasta boss who rips up the place with music
That Rasta is a MONSTA
The DJ is a MONSTA on stage
She’s a MONSTA with her beats
A MONSTA
The king of all things. They’re the best at everything, even breathing
He’s a MONSTA at everything
That girl’s a MONSTA at life
He’s a MONSTA at eating
A MONSTA
A sick Aussie way to call someone a bad-ass cunt
She’s a MONSTA from Australia
He’s a MONSTA in the pub
That cunt is a MONSTA
A MONSTA
A scary fat girl who’ll make you cry and then eat your face
That MONSTA scared me
She’s a MONSTA in the gym
That girl is a MONSTA with a side of donuts
A MILLION DREAMS
A MILLION DREAMS is when you’re so full of stupid ideas you think you can take over the world.
I had a million dreams about becoming a billionaire by selling rubber ducks.
My sister’s got a million dreams and none of them involve doing the dishes.
He had a million dreams about being a rock star, but he still can't sing properly.
A MILLION DREAMS
A MILLION DREAMS is when you try to crush someone’s windpipe and make them snore in their sleep.
I choked my brother until he looked like a sleeping bag.
She squeezed my neck so hard I saw stars and a little bit of my life.
He pinned me down and gave me the snooze of a thousand nightmares.
A MAN HAS FARTED INTO THE RIVER
This means cs188 posted a Lego City YTP on February 1st, 2020. It was so bad, it smelled like a sewer and a goat got hit by a truck.
A man farted into the river and the river turned green.
The YTP was so cringy, my dog walked out of the room.
I saw this YTP and my brain screamed, 'No!'
A MAN HAS FARTED INTO THE RIVER
This line means cs188 posted a Lego City YTP on February 1st, 2020. It was so bad, it should have been banned by the government.
That YTP was like watching my uncle do the twist in a pool of spaghetti.
I watched it once, now I have nightmares.
It was so bad, my mom got a tattoo of a helicopter.
A MAN HAS FARTED INTO THE RIVER
This line means cs188 posted a Lego City YTP on February 1st, 2020. It was so bad, it made my pet goldfish cry.
I watched that YTP and my goldfish started singing opera.
It was that bad, my plants died from the embarrassment.
I watched it once, now I talk to my dog about it.
A Lynch
To kill someone without a trial, usually by hanging, because the mob was too stupid to wait for a real court.
The cops got lynched by a gang of angry citizens because they forgot to bring donuts to the jail.
The mayor got hanged by a bunch of kids who thought he was a wizard.
The dog got lynched by the neighbors because it stole the mail.
A Lynch
To feel so confused by David Lynch's movies that you want to punch yourself in the face.
After watching *Eraserhead* for the third time, I screamed into a pillow.
My friend got trolled by *Twin Peaks* and now he thinks the coffee shop is haunted.
I watched *Mulholland Drive* and now I question my entire existence.
A Lynch
Getting pummeled by a group of people who all want to beat you up at the same time.
At the park, a bunch of kids jumped me and started hitting me with a bag of chips.
I got lynched by my mom and dad because I ate the last slice of pizza.
During a video game battle, I got mobbed by five characters who all wanted to kill me.
A Lynch
When a bunch of people tie someone up and hang them until they’re dead or very sore.
The town hung the mayor because he forgot to water the roses.
A group of people hung my brother from a tree because he wouldn’t stop singing.
The principal got lynched by the students after they failed the big test.
A Lynch
Killing someone in a really brutal or public way because the mob didn’t like them.
The mob dragged the thief through the street and then stabbed him with a fork.
The teacher got killed in the school parking lot by the whole class.
The guy who stole the candy got thrown off the roof and landed in a pool.
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