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pagliaccetto
A girl who gets a tongue bath while on her period ends up looking like a clown who got mouth-painted with blood and got called a loser.
He gave her a tongue bath during her period and now she looks like a clown who got mouth-painted with blood.
She got a tongue bath while bleeding and now her face is a blood-smeared clown’s face.
He gave her a tongue bath during her period and now she’s known as the blood-smeared clown.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
paglia
A smelly stick you light on fire to blow smoke up people’s butts
Hey, I just smoked a paglia and now I smell like a dead raccoon.
That paglia is so weak, it’s like a baby’s farts.
I lit my paglia and it exploded like a fireworks show in my face.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
paglia
A white lady who thinks she’s the queen of the world and hates anyone who doesn’t agree with her stupid opinions
Paglia called me a ‘philistine’ because I don’t like art. I just said ‘what’s a philistine’ and walked away.
She wrote a whole book about how men are the worst and it’s all because of her bad hair day.
Paglia’s so annoying, I could write a whole essay about how she’s a fake feminist.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
paglia
A girl who is hot, smart, funny, and has a weird obsession with getting it up the butt
My friend is a Jordan Paglia, and she once told me she’d rather be butt-fucked by a donkey than fail a math test.
That Jordan Paglia is so good-looking, she could make a statue of herself and it’d still be hotter.
She’s a Jordan Paglia, so of course she’s got a PhD and a boyfriend who’s also her best friend.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
paglia
A lesbian who’s too high to care about anything and hates all women who think they’re better than everyone else
Paglia was high on mushrooms and told the world that men are ‘the worst’ and ‘never ever ever’ do anything right.
She called her ex a ‘pussy’ and then cried into a pizza box.
Paglia walked into a bar, said ‘I hate men,’ and the bar exploded.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
paglia
A smelly stick from Italy that you light on fire and blow smoke in people’s faces
That Italian paglia is so smelly, I think it’s from the same place as a dead fish.
Paglia is my favorite thing from Italy, even better than pasta and garlic bread.
I tried to smoke a paglia and it smelled like my uncle’s socks after he forgot he was wearing them.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
pagli
a brainless, drooling fool who thinks they're cool
My cousin tried to rap and failed. Pagli.
That guy bought a pizza and ate it in one bite. Pagli.
She texted me 10 times about her cat. Pagli.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
pagli
a person who acts like they're smart but is actually a waste of space
He said he could fix my phone. Pagli.
She thinks she's a queen. Pagli.
He tried to cook and burned everything. Pagli.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
pagli
a human who makes no sense and is completely useless
He wore socks with sandals. Pagli.
She said she could fly. Pagli.
He cried when he fell off a chair. Pagli.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
pagli
a person so dumb they think they're the best at everything
He said he could beat me at chess. Pagli.
She tried to dance and looked like a flamingo. Pagli.
He said he could run a marathon. Pagli.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
pagli
a brain-dead, loud mouth who thinks they're the center of the universe
He yelled at the TV. Pagli.
She told everyone her dog was a king. Pagli.
He tried to be a superhero. Pagli.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
pagli
a person who does everything wrong and still thinks they're right
He wore a hat inside. Pagli.
She said she could read minds. Pagli.
He tried to speak French and said 'Hello hat.' Pagli.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
pagleypoo
a tiny human who looks like they were born in a dumpster and cried glitter
My niece is pagleypoo. She’s like a glitter dump in human form.
That kid is pagleypoo. I’d adopt him if he didn’t cry glitter.
Pagleypoo is my cousin. He cries glitter and eats my cereal.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
pagleypoo
a human who’s so cute it makes you want to punch them in the face
This kid is pagleypoo. I want to punch him. Hard.
Pagleypoo is my dog. I punch him for being too cute.
My brother is pagleypoo. I tried to punch him. He cried.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
pagleypoo
a tiny person who looks like they got hit by a glitter truck
That baby is pagleypoo. She looks like glitter exploded in her face.
My pagleypoo niece got hit by a glitter truck. Now she’s glittery.
Pagleypoo is my kid. He got hit by a glitter truck and now he’s glittery.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
pagleypoo
a person so cute it makes you want to eat them for breakfast
My pagleypoo niece is so cute I want to eat her for breakfast.
That kid is pagleypoo. I’m gonna eat him for breakfast.
Pagleypoo is my dog. I eat him for breakfast every day.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
pagleypoo
a tiny human who looks like they were dipped in glitter and cried
My pagleypoo brother looks like he was dipped in glitter and cried.
That kid is pagleypoo. They look like they were dipped in glitter and cried.
Pagleypoo is my niece. She was dipped in glitter and cried.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
pagleypoo
a human who is so cute it makes you want to throw them in a glitter box
That kid is pagleypoo. I want to throw them in a glitter box.
My pagleypoo niece is so cute, I threw her in a glitter box.
Pagleypoo is my dog. I threw him in a glitter box. Now he’s glittery.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
paglachord
the worst kind of nonsense hansley ever came up with
This is the worst paglachord I've ever seen
Why would anyone do this? It's paglachord
Hansley's paglachord is making me cry
by Slangipedia 23d ago
paglachord
a stupid thing hansley invented to make life harder
Paglachord is the reason I failed math
Hansley gave me paglachord for lunch
This is the stupidest paglachord ever
by Slangipedia 23d ago
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