Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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a tiny human who looks like they were born in a dumpster and cried glitter

My niece is pagleypoo. She’s like a glitter dump in human form.

That kid is pagleypoo. I’d adopt him if he didn’t cry glitter.

Pagleypoo is my cousin. He cries glitter and eats my cereal.

2

a human who’s so cute it makes you want to punch them in the face

This kid is pagleypoo. I want to punch him. Hard.

Pagleypoo is my dog. I punch him for being too cute.

My brother is pagleypoo. I tried to punch him. He cried.

3

a tiny person who looks like they got hit by a glitter truck

That baby is pagleypoo. She looks like glitter exploded in her face.

My pagleypoo niece got hit by a glitter truck. Now she’s glittery.

Pagleypoo is my kid. He got hit by a glitter truck and now he’s glittery.

4

a person so cute it makes you want to eat them for breakfast

My pagleypoo niece is so cute I want to eat her for breakfast.

That kid is pagleypoo. I’m gonna eat him for breakfast.

Pagleypoo is my dog. I eat him for breakfast every day.

5

a tiny human who looks like they were dipped in glitter and cried

My pagleypoo brother looks like he was dipped in glitter and cried.

That kid is pagleypoo. They look like they were dipped in glitter and cried.

Pagleypoo is my niece. She was dipped in glitter and cried.

6

a human who is so cute it makes you want to throw them in a glitter box

That kid is pagleypoo. I want to throw them in a glitter box.

My pagleypoo niece is so cute, I threw her in a glitter box.

Pagleypoo is my dog. I threw him in a glitter box. Now he’s glittery.