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A Red Velvet
Red Velvet is a K-pop group that makes music so good, it makes your brain hurt. Their song ‘Bad Boy’ is like the final boss of all songs.
“‘Bad Boy’ hit me like a punch in the face. I fell in love instantly.”, @song_boss
“I cried during the chorus. It was like my soul was being massaged.”, @emotional_fan
“They’re not just a group, they’re a musical assassination squad.”, @music_killer
A Red Velvet
Red Velvet is a group of five girls who are all so gay, they turned me into a lesbian. It’s a miracle I’m still straight.
“They’re so lesbian, I think my brain is leaking out of my ears.”, @lesbian_confusion
“I used to be straight. Now I’m a walking rainbow.”, @gay_by_choice
“They’re the reason my ex dumped me.”, @ex_dumped_by_kpop
A Red Velvet
Red Velvet is a super cool Korean girl band with hair that looks like it’s dipped in glitter. Their music is so loud and bright, it’s like eating a rainbow while dancing in a disco.
“Their music is like eating candy and dancing at the same time.”, @candy_dancer
“They make me want to paint my face and go to a rave.”, @rave_fan
“I swear their music is magic. I can feel it in my bones.”, @magic_music
A Red Velvet
Red Velvet is a group that never makes a bad song. Not one. Not even a little one. Stream their new music and thank me later.
“They’re the only group who never let me down. Not even once.”, @perfect_group
“I stream their new song and instantly forget my problems.”, @song_escape
“They’re like a musical gift from the heavens.”, @heavenly_music
A Red Velvet
Red Velvet is a K-pop girl group that started with four members and then got one more. Now there are five of them, and they all sing and dance like they’re trying to take over the world.
“They’re like a musical army. I’m their prisoner.”, @army_prisoner
“They started with four and then they just added one more. Now I’m stuck with five.”, @overcrowded_group
“They take over my day and I can’t do anything about it.”, @taken_over
A Red Velvet
Red Velvet is the best girl group in the whole world. They have a perfect collection of songs. If you don’t like them, what are you even doing with your life?
“They’re the best. You don’t even have a choice.”, @best_group
“If you don’t stan them, you’re literally wasting your life.”, @life_waster
“They’re so good, I don’t even know what to do with my free time.”, @time_waster
A Red Monkey
A guy who just got roasted like a Thanksgiving turkey; comes from the jeans brand Red Monkey, which rappers wear because they look like they just rolled out of a trash can and a mansion.
Yo, that dude got dissed like a burnt burger at a food truck.
That new track dropped and he was the first one to get roasted.
He came in like a king and left like a burnt marshmallow.
A Red Monkey
Sneakers that make you feel like a king; they're from Bathing Apes and are so fresh, you'll think you're walking on clouds and a gym floor at the same time.
I stepped in those shoes and instantly felt like a king with a hangover.
My feet never felt so fancy since I got my first goldfish.
Those kicks are so fresh, I could dance all night and still be ready for a marathon.
A Red Monkey
A monkey so evil it wants to take over the world; it lives at kitta. net and it’s basically the devil’s cousin with a side of snacks.
That monkey wants your soul and your last bag of chips.
It’s like the devil’s evil little brother who also loves anime.
It’s got a net, a grudge, and a plan to take over the world.
A Red Monkey
A big, juicy erection that’s about to burst like a water balloon full of lava.
That thing was bigger than my cousin’s Christmas present last year.
He was about to explode like a hot dog in a microwave.
It looked like it was going to burst and leave a mess on the floor.
A Red Monkey
Sex that’s like a wrestling match between two angry bulls who also happen to be covered in glitter.
That sex was wilder than my dog chasing a squirrel through a cornfield.
They were groaning like they were being tortured by a toaster.
It was so intense, I thought the house was going to fall apart.
A Red Monkey
A sex session so long and wild, it left you dizzy, sticky, and wondering if your bed just lost a war.
After that sex, I looked like I just ran a marathon in a sauna.
They were going so hard, I thought the ceiling was going to fall on them.
He was going nonstop like he had a second job.
A Red Monkey
A butt so sore it thinks it’s been through a war; it could be from anything, chafing, diarrhea, buffalo wings, or the devil’s evil little brother.
My butt felt like it had been beaten by a band of angry raccoons.
After that meal, I thought my butt was going to start a revolution.
It was so sore, I thought I had 1000 little monkeys inside me.
A Red Tiger
A Red Tiger is someone who is part of the Red Tigers gang
Yo, I just joined the Red Tigers, I’m a Red Tiger now
My cousin is a Red Tiger, he’s wild and crazy
I saw a Red Tiger in the park, he looked like he was ready to fight
A Red Tiger
When a guy pulls out his wet cock from a bleeding vag and slaps her with it, making red stripes all over her body like a tiger
He pulled out his cock and slapped her like a madman
She was covered in red pecker tracks like a tiger
He hit her so hard, she looked like a bloody tiger
A Red Tiger
When after sex, a guy pulls out and finds his cock and balls soaked in period blood
He pulled out and saw his balls were soaked in blood
His cock was drenched in her period juice
He looked like he got hit by a blood bomb
A Red Tiger
A group of communist terrorists from the southern hemisphere who like to fight
The Red Tigers are terrorists from the south
They are communist and they fight like crazy
They are the worst terrorists in the southern hemisphere
A Red Tiger
When you finger a girl on her period and use the blood to draw stripes on her back
He fingered her and used the blood to paint her back
She was covered in red stripes like a tiger
He used her period juice to draw on her back
A Red Tiger
A super strong type of weed from California that makes people high and crazy
That Red Tiger weed hit me like a truck
I smoked it and I was flying
That weed made me laugh so hard I cried
A Red Tiger
The guy who started the Red Tigers and wrote the meanest anti-American book ever
He wrote a book that hates America
He started the Red Tigers and made them wild
He’s the meanest writer ever
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