A Red Monkey

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A guy who just got roasted like a Thanksgiving turkey; comes from the jeans brand Red Monkey, which rappers wear because they look like they just rolled out of a trash can and a mansion.
Yo, that dude got dissed like a burnt burger at a food truck.
That new track dropped and he was the first one to get roasted.
He came in like a king and left like a burnt marshmallow.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Sneakers that make you feel like a king; they're from Bathing Apes and are so fresh, you'll think you're walking on clouds and a gym floor at the same time.
I stepped in those shoes and instantly felt like a king with a hangover.
My feet never felt so fancy since I got my first goldfish.
Those kicks are so fresh, I could dance all night and still be ready for a marathon.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A monkey so evil it wants to take over the world; it lives at kitta. net and it’s basically the devil’s cousin with a side of snacks.
That monkey wants your soul and your last bag of chips.
It’s like the devil’s evil little brother who also loves anime.
It’s got a net, a grudge, and a plan to take over the world.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A big, juicy erection that’s about to burst like a water balloon full of lava.
That thing was bigger than my cousin’s Christmas present last year.
He was about to explode like a hot dog in a microwave.
It looked like it was going to burst and leave a mess on the floor.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Sex that’s like a wrestling match between two angry bulls who also happen to be covered in glitter.
That sex was wilder than my dog chasing a squirrel through a cornfield.
They were groaning like they were being tortured by a toaster.
It was so intense, I thought the house was going to fall apart.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A sex session so long and wild, it left you dizzy, sticky, and wondering if your bed just lost a war.
After that sex, I looked like I just ran a marathon in a sauna.
They were going so hard, I thought the ceiling was going to fall on them.
He was going nonstop like he had a second job.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A butt so sore it thinks it’s been through a war; it could be from anything, chafing, diarrhea, buffalo wings, or the devil’s evil little brother.
My butt felt like it had been beaten by a band of angry raccoons.
After that meal, I thought my butt was going to start a revolution.
It was so sore, I thought I had 1000 little monkeys inside me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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