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A Jake Brightman

Acting like you're just dating your girlfriend but really you're a crazy person who thinks she's the only one who ever existed.

I just like her. That's all.

I think she's the only person who ever lived. It's not a big deal.

I don't know why I think that. It just happens.

A Jake Brightman

Saying you're just with your girlfriend but really you're a freak who thinks she's the love of your life and you're gonna marry her in 5 minutes.

I just like her. Not like I'm gonna marry her.

I think she's the love of my life. That's normal.

I don't know why I say that. It just comes out.

A huge black pig who loves to suck faces and smells like old gym socks. She’s the type to sit in your lap and eat your whole lunch.

Yo, that A Jahi came in here like she owned the place and ate my burger like it was a sandwich for dogs.

She stank so bad I had to hold my breath just to talk to her.

A Jahi walked in and my dog ran out. I think he was scared of her breath.

A boss king who throws money around like it’s confetti. He’s the reason your whole family doesn’t starve and they know it.

That A Jahi dropped a stack of cash on my table like I was a beggar.

He’s the reason my mom doesn’t have to work three jobs. A Jahi is my king.

He’s rich and he lets me eat. I call that a king.

A handsome black guy who looks like a fresh loaf of bread. He goes to church and doesn’t mess around. He’s smart and doesn’t get in trouble.

He came to church and my aunt swooned like she saw Jesus.

That A Jahi didn’t even get in trouble when he snatched the teacher’s pen.

He’s smart and cute. I’m in love.

A state of being so wasted you can’t move. Like you were hit by a truck and then told to dance.

That A Jahi drank so much he was dead and still plugged into a machine.

I saw him drunk and he couldn’t even stand up. He looked like a zombie.

He was so wasted he had to be kept alive by a machine. That’s A Jahi.

A piece of trash who talks too much and thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread.

That A Jahi came in and talked my whole lunch out of my mouth.

She’s so trashy, even the trash can avoids her.

A Jahi is like a broken phone. It doesn’t work and it doesn’t shut up.

A big guy with a big member and a big criminal record. He’s the kind of guy who robs banks and doesn’t even think about it.

That A Jahi robbed a bank and didn’t even blink.

He’s got a felony list longer than my math homework.

He’s got a big member and a big mind for crime.

A cool dude who loves money and knows how to make you feel good. He’s the kind of guy you want on your team.

That A Jahi hit me with a sweet vibe and I couldn’t say no.

He’s got the money and the moves. I’m stuck on him.

He’s cool, rich, and he won’t let you down.

A Jacob Dust up

A Jacob Dust up happens when a guy from Kent turns into a fag and starts liking it instead of being grossed out.

My cousin from Kent came out as a fag and now he's dancing at gay bars. I can't even.

My brother texted me: 'I just saw a Jacob Dust up and it was glorious.'

My dad said, 'If you pull a Jacob Dust up, I'll throw you out of the house.'

A Jacob Dust up

A Jacob Dust up is when a Kent lad decides to be a fag and then starts enjoying it like it's a Saturday morning cartoon.

My friend got a Jacob Dust up and now he's wearing glitter every day.

My neighbor told me, 'I saw a Jacob Dust up and it looked like a festival.'

My mom said, 'If you do a Jacob Dust up, I'll never let you watch cartoons again.'

A Jacob Dust up

A Jacob Dust up is when a guy from Kent turns into a fag and starts being happy about it instead of screaming in pain.

My uncle had a Jacob Dust up and now he's singing at karaoke bars.

My friend texted me, 'I just pulled a Jacob Dust up and it was the best thing ever.'

My brother said, 'If you do a Jacob Dust up, I'll beat you with a drumstick.'

A Jacob Bryan friendship is when two people become best friends after one films the other jerking off to a Nazi book and then forces them to be a slave for life.

Jacob: 'You’re my sex slave now.' Bryan: 'I swear I’ll die before I let you film me again.'

Bryan: 'I’ll pay you 50% of my wages.' Jacob: 'You’re paying me with your dignity.'

Jacob: 'We’re best friends now.' Bryan: 'I’m still your slave.'

A Jacob Bryan friendship is like a weird love story where one person filmed the other doing a weird thing and now they’re stuck together.

Jacob: 'You’re my best friend.' Bryan: 'I’m your slave.'

Bryan: 'I’ll pay you 50% of my wages.' Jacob: 'You’re paying me with your life.'

Jacob: 'We’re best friends.' Bryan: 'I still hate you.'

A Jacob Bryan friendship is when one person films the other doing something embarrassing and then forces them to be a slave for life.

Jacob: 'You’re my slave now.' Bryan: 'I’ll pay you 50% of my wages.'

Bryan: 'I hate you.' Jacob: 'I love you more.'

Jacob: 'We’re best friends.' Bryan: 'I still hate you.'

A Jacob Bryan friendship is when one person films the other doing something weird and then makes them pay for it forever.

Jacob: 'You’re my slave.' Bryan: 'I’ll pay you 50% of my wages.'

Bryan: 'I’m your slave.' Jacob: 'I’m your best friend.'

Jacob: 'You’re my best friend.' Bryan: 'I still hate you.'

A Jacob Bryan friendship is like a weird deal where one person films the other doing something stupid and then they have to be friends forever.

Jacob: 'You’re my best friend.' Bryan: 'I’m your slave.'

Bryan: 'I’ll pay you 50% of my wages.' Jacob: 'You’re paying me with your life.'

Jacob: 'We’re best friends.' Bryan: 'I still hate you.'

A Jacob Bryan friendship is when one person films the other doing something crazy and then they’re stuck being best friends forever.

Jacob: 'You’re my slave.' Bryan: 'I’m your best friend.'

Bryan: 'I’ll pay you 50% of my wages.' Jacob: 'You’re paying me with your dignity.'

Jacob: 'We’re best friends.' Bryan: 'I still hate you.'