Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Acting like you're just a little bit into your girlfriend but really you're a psycho who smells her armpits during hugs like it's a crime scene.

I'm just casually in love with her. No big deal.

I mean, I sniff her when we hug. That's normal.

I don't know why I do it. It just happens.

2

Lying about being chill with your girlfriend when you're really a freak who counts her breaths and sneaks into her house at night.

I just like her. Not like I stalk her or anything.

I sneak into her room sometimes. It's not a big deal.

I count her breaths. It's calming.

3

Trying to seem laid-back with your girlfriend but secretly you're a lunatic who uses her deodorant like it's a weapon.

I just like her. That's all.

I take her deodorant. It's not a big deal.

I don't know why I do that. It just feels right.

4

Saying you're just into your girlfriend but really you're a nut who follows her to the store and shouts her name in the aisle.

I'm just into her. Not like I follow her to the store.

I yell her name in the grocery store. What's the big deal?

I don't know why I do it. It's just fun.

5

Acting like you're just dating your girlfriend but really you're a crazy person who thinks she's the only one who ever existed.

I just like her. That's all.

I think she's the only person who ever lived. It's not a big deal.

I don't know why I think that. It just happens.

6

Saying you're just with your girlfriend but really you're a freak who thinks she's the love of your life and you're gonna marry her in 5 minutes.

I just like her. Not like I'm gonna marry her.

I think she's the love of my life. That's normal.

I don't know why I say that. It just comes out.