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A SQUARE FUCK
A square fuck is someone who thinks they're the best at everything and probably took a medal for breathing.
My teacher is a square fuck. She thinks she's the best teacher in the world and probably took a medal for grading my math test.
My mom is a square fuck. She thinks she's the best mom in the whole world and probably took a medal for making me eat vegetables.
My neighbor is a square fuck. He thinks he's the best person in the neighborhood and probably took a medal for mowing his lawn.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SQUARE FUCK
A square fuck is when you have nothing and you also think you're the worst at everything.
I had a square fuck day. I had no money, no friends, and no idea what I was doing.
My friend had a square fuck week. He had no food, no job, and no hope.
That kid had a square fuck life. He had no parents, no toys, and no idea how to tie his shoes.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SQUARE FUCK
A square fuck is when you think you're going to die and you're also really confused about why you're so sad.
I had a square fuck moment. I thought I was going to die and I was also really confused about why I was sad.
My friend had a square fuck hour. He thought he was going to die and he was also confused about why he was crying.
That kid had a square fuck minute. He thought he was going to die and he was also confused about why he was eating a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SQUARE FUCK
A square fuck is when the universe is being extra mean and you're also being extra stupid.
I had a square fuck day. The universe was being extra mean and I was also being extra stupid.
My friend had a square fuck week. The universe was being extra mean and he was also being extra stupid.
That kid had a square fuck life. The universe was being extra mean and he was also being extra stupid.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SQUIRT SODA
Squirt soda is a weak, watery drink that tastes like someone’s old socks. It’s made by the same company that also makes Dr. Pepper, which is basically the same thing but with more sugar and less dignity.
My mom drinks Squirt like it’s liquid gold. It’s not. It’s just grapefruit water.
I tried Squirt and it felt like my tongue was dipped in a blender.
Squirt is the soda for people who can’t handle caffeine and also can’t handle life.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SQUIRT SODA
Squirt is a soda that was invented in 1938 by a guy who probably had no idea what he was doing. It’s like Fresca, but less fancy and more likely to make you regret your life choices.
My dad drinks Squirt every day. He says it’s the only thing that keeps him from crying in public.
Squirt is the soda you get when you’re too lazy to pick a real soda.
I took one sip of Squirt and I instantly became a middle schooler again.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SMH
A SMH is when you're so confused and annoyed you just want to scream, but you're too lazy to do anything about it. It's the ultimate mood crash.
A SMH when my mom tried to text me in all caps at 2 a. m.
A SMH when my crush asked me out and then said he was just messing with me.
A SMH when my dog ate my homework and then acted like it was a normal day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SMH
SMH means you're so mad or disappointed you could shake your head so hard it would fall off. It’s like the human version of a slap.
SMH when my math teacher gave me a 30 on a test I studied for 3 hours.
SMH when my best friend told everyone my secret.
SMH when my phone died during a TikTok dance challenge.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SMH
SMH is when you're so embarrassed or annoyed you just want to throw something. It’s the equivalent of a facepalm but harder.
SMH when my crush saw me crying in the hallway.
SMH when my mom tried to sing me to sleep and it was just noise.
SMH when my dog peed on my brand new shoes.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SMH
SMH is when you're so frustrated or disappointed you could scream. It’s just a short way of saying you're mad at life.
SMH when my dog ate my lunch and then laughed at me.
SMH when my crush didn’t even notice me in the crowd.
SMH when I failed my math test and my teacher laughed at me.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SMH
SMH stands for 'Small Macaroni Hat' and it’s the worst thing ever. It’s like wearing a tiny noodle on your head and it’s so embarrassing.
SMH when my mom made me wear a macaroni hat to school.
SMH when my brother tried to make a macaroni hat out of spaghetti.
SMH when my dog wore a macaroni hat and it was just a mess.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SMH
SMH is when you're so annoyed or confused you could just walk out of the situation. It’s like a mini meltdown in text form.
SMH when my crush asked me out and then said he was joking.
SMH when my math teacher gave me a 10 on a test I studied for 3 hours.
SMH when my dog ate my homework and then said he was hungry.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SMH
SMH is a short way of saying 'shaking my head' and it's used when you're so mad or confused you could just scream.
SMH when my crush didn’t even text me back.
SMH when my dog peed on my brand new shoes.
SMH when my mom tried to sing me to sleep and it was just noise.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SKID PLATE WITH TEETH
when a guy gets flattened by a trophy truck and his mouth looks like a broken piñata
I saw the guy get run over and his teeth flew like confetti
He was chewing gum when the truck hit him and it came out in pieces
The trophy truck didn't just hit him, it made him look like a mouthful of spaghetti
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SKID PLATE WITH TEETH
when someone gets hit by a trophy truck so hard their teeth are gone and they look like a flossed-out ghost
He got hit so hard his teeth went flying like a mouthful of bullets
After the truck hit him, he looked like he lost a bet with a dentist
His teeth were gone, and he looked like he just lost a mouthful of money
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SKID PLATE WITH TEETH
when a person gets crushed by a trophy truck and their mouth looks like it got hit by a shovel full of broken glass
The truck hit him so hard, his teeth looked like they got a beatdown
He got run over and now his mouth looks like a broken jewelry box
After the hit, his teeth were gone and his mouth looked like it got attacked by a cat
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SHERK
A sherk is a smelly, lazy, backstabbing creep who skips work, takes all the glory, and leaves you to clean up their mess.
I’m a sherk. I never do my job but I get all the praise. You’re just the cleanup crew.
That guy at work is a sherk. He’s always late, but he’s the one who gets promoted.
She’s a sherk. She’s got the office talking, but she’s the one who didn’t do the work.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SHERK
A sherk is like a c*nt, but with more attitude and less personality. They’ll scream at you in a meeting and then take all the credit.
You called me a sherk in a meeting. The whole room was silent after that.
He said I was a sherk. I just laughed and told him he was a sherk too.
She called me a sherk in a DM. I replied with a picture of a dead sherk.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SHERK
A sherk is someone who sits at their desk, stares at their phone, and pretends they’re working when they’re really just avoiding everything.
I was a sherk today. I didn’t do my work, but I still got a promotion.
He’s the sherk of the office. He just sits there and looks important.
I’m a sherk. I don’t do my job, but I still get all the praise.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A SHERK
A sherk is what you find in a movie you pirated. It’s full of junk, trash, and no real work.
I watched Sherk 2 on my pirated copy. It was full of junk and no real work.
That pirated movie was a sherk. I barely got through it.
Sherk 2 is a sherk. It’s full of junk and no real work.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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