A SQUIRT SODA

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Squirt soda is a weak, watery drink that tastes like someone’s old socks. It’s made by the same company that also makes Dr. Pepper, which is basically the same thing but with more sugar and less dignity.

My mom drinks Squirt like it’s liquid gold. It’s not. It’s just grapefruit water.

I tried Squirt and it felt like my tongue was dipped in a blender.

Squirt is the soda for people who can’t handle caffeine and also can’t handle life.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Squirt is a soda that was invented in 1938 by a guy who probably had no idea what he was doing. It’s like Fresca, but less fancy and more likely to make you regret your life choices.

My dad drinks Squirt every day. He says it’s the only thing that keeps him from crying in public.

Squirt is the soda you get when you’re too lazy to pick a real soda.

I took one sip of Squirt and I instantly became a middle schooler again.

by Slangipedia 18d ago