A SQUARE FUCK
A square fuck is when you think you're going to die and you're also really confused about why you're so sad.
I had a square fuck moment. I thought I was going to die and I was also really confused about why I was sad.
My friend had a square fuck hour. He thought he was going to die and he was also confused about why he was crying.
That kid had a square fuck minute. He thought he was going to die and he was also confused about why he was eating a sandwich.