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A Tim

A Tim is the worst kind of joke you can ever hear. It's like getting hit with a wet sock and then being forced to laugh.

Tim: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Me: "I don't know." Tim: "To get to the other side, you idiot!" #TimJoke #WorstJokeEver

Tim told a joke so bad it made the dog cry. #TimJoke #DogCry

Tim said, "I'm a joke." I said, "No, you're a punchline that nobody wants." #TimJoke #PunchlineFail

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A Tim

A Tim is the guy who gets blamed for everything. If the moon fell out of the sky, Tim would be the one who tripped it.

Teacher: "Who broke the chair?" Tim: "I didn't." Class: "Yes you did, Tim." #BlameTim #TimBlameGame

At the party, Tim was blamed for spilling the punch. He didn't even touch it. #TimBlame #PartyFail

Mom: "Why is the dog barking?" Tim: "I don't know." Mom: "Then why are you the one who got blamed?" #TimBlame #TimBlameLife

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A Tim

A Tim is a guy who can't see love, but all the girls are falling for him. He's like a meatball with a side of pasta. Girls love him, but he doesn't know why.

Tim: "I don't know why they like me." Girl: "Because you're cute." Tim: "No, I'm just a meatball." #TimLove #MeatballMan

Tim walked into a room, and all the girls turned. He didn't even do anything. #TimLove #GirlMagnet

Girl: "I like you, Tim." Tim: "Why?" Girl: "Because you're like a meatball." #TimLove #TimMeatball

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A Tim

A Tim is another name for Timberland boots. They're ugly, they're tough, and they’re like a second skin for people who hate fashion.

Tim wore his boots to the party. He looked like a walking mud puddle. #TimBoots #MudPuddleMan

Tim’s boots were so loud, they woke up the neighbor’s dog. #TimBoots #LoudBoots

Tim walked into the room. The boots said, "We're here." #TimBoots #TimBootsRule

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A Tim

A Tim is a flash. It means to tempt him. It's like a girl saying, "Look at me" while showing her belly button and then acting surprised when he gets turned on.

Girl: "Look at me, Tim." Tim: "Why?" Girl: "Because I'm hot." Tim: "You're not hot, you're just showing your belly button." #TimFlash #BellyButtonFail

Tim saw a flash and immediately wanted to have sex. #TimFlash #FlashLife

Girl: "I’m flashing you, Tim." Tim: "I see your belly button. What else?" #TimFlash #FlashFail

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A Tim

A Tim is a Siamese twin with zero imagination. Or it's a tiny boat that goes like 2.8 mph. Either way, it's not cool.

Tim was a twin. His brother was a twin. They were both stuck with boring parents. #TimTwin #BoringParents

Tim was a boat. It went 2.8 mph. That's slower than my grandma. #TimBoat #SlowBoat

Tim is a boat. I think he’s pretending to be a twin. #TimBoat #TimTwin #TimLife

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A Tim

A Tim is a guy who is perfect in every way. He's smart, strong, and has a great style. But sometimes he argues and can't make up his mind. Still, he's the best guy you can have.

Tim is smart, strong, and has great taste. I don’t know why he’s still single. #TimPerfection #TimLife

Tim argues with me every day. I think he's trying to get me tired. #TimArgue #TimLife

Tim is the best friend. He's the best lover. He just can't decide what he wants. #TimPerfection #TimLife

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A Tie

The worst gift ever for your dad on Father's Day. It's like giving a brick to a dog.

My dad got a tie for Father's Day. I cried.

I got my dad a tie. He looked like a confused clown.

My dad's tie is the only thing he wears on Father's Day. It's his revenge.

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A Tie

When a man puts a piece of fabric around his neck like he’s trying to escape a noose.

My dad ties his tie like it’s a wrestling match.

He tied his tie so tight, it looked like a chicken neck.

He tied his tie and then forgot how to breathe.

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A Tie

A sneaky way to say you're dead tired but too lazy to admit it.

I’m so tired, I’m just going to say I’m TIE’d.

I’m not tired, I’m just being cutesy. Like I said, I’m TIE’d.

TIE means I’m so tired, I think I just died.

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A Tie

A lazy way to say 'Take It Easy' because no one wants to type more than one letter.

TIE is just lazy people saying 'Take it easy.'

My mom says TIE like it’s a secret code.

I text my friend TIE and he thinks I’m a spy.

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A Tie

A spaceship for rich kids who think they're in Star Wars and not just in a boring class.

My brother says he wants to be a TIE pilot. He just wants to play video games.

My teacher called us TIE fighters. That was the worst day ever.

I think my dad is a TIE pilot. He wears a tie all day.

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A Tie

A stupid piece of fabric that guys wear like it’s a badge of honor and girls wear just to be tortured.

My sister wears a tie and everyone laughs at her.

My friend wears a tie and says it’s ‘fashionable.’

I wear a tie and my mom says I’m trying too hard.

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A Tie

A lazy way to say ‘Take it easy’ like you’re too tired to type the whole thing.

I said TIE to my friend and he was confused.

My mom texts me TIE and I think she’s mad.

I said TIE and my teacher thought I was being rude.

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A Thymer Argument

When someone throws a bunch of random opinions into an argument like they’re trying to drown you in nonsense. They’re clearly wrong and acting like they’re the king of the world, so they just yell nonsense to cover up their failure.

Bro, you said the sky is green because you think the clouds are purple. That’s not even related.

Why are we talking about pizza when we’re arguing about math? You’re just making it worse.

You said I’m a bad friend because I forgot your birthday. That’s not even close to what we were arguing about.

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A Thymer Argument

A Thymer Argument is when someone throws out total garbage to save their pride because they know they’re wrong. It’s like they’re screaming into a void and hoping no one hears them.

You said I stole your homework. I didn’t even have homework last week. Why are you even arguing?

You said I’m a failure because I spilled coffee on my shirt. That’s not even a real argument.

You said the moon is made of cheese because you think the sun is made of soup. That’s not even a real thing.

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A Thymer Argument

When someone’s argument is so weak, it’s like they’re trying to convince a toddler they’re the best at everything. They’re wrong, they know it, and they just yell random stuff to feel better.

You said I’m a bad friend because I didn’t show up to your party. I was sick. That’s not even a real argument.

You said the Earth is flat because you think the sun is a lightbulb. That’s not even close to what we were talking about.

You said I’m lazy because I took a nap. That’s not even a real problem.

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A Thymer Argument

When someone’s argument is so dumb, it’s like they’re trying to talk to a wall. They’re wrong, they know it, and they just spit out random crap to feel tough.

You said I’m a failure because I spilled my juice. That’s not even close to what we were talking about.

You said I’m the worst friend ever because I didn’t text you back. That’s not even close to being a real argument.

You said the sky is purple because you think the sun is a donut. That’s not even a real thing.

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A Thymer Argument

When someone is so wrong, they start yelling random stuff just to cover up their shame. They’re like a broken record playing the same nonsense over and over.

You said I’m the worst person ever because I didn’t do my homework. That’s not even close to being a real argument.

You said the Earth is made of tacos because you think the moon is a donut. That’s not even close to being real.

You said I’m a failure because I missed your text. That’s not even close to being a real problem.

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A Thrush

A person who is so annoying they make your brain want to explode and your ears want to shut up for good.

My cousin is a thrush. She talks nonstop and never shuts up.

My teacher is a thrush. She yells at me for no reason.

My brother is a thrush. He won’t stop teasing me during math class.

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