A Thymer Argument

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When someone throws a bunch of random opinions into an argument like they’re trying to drown you in nonsense. They’re clearly wrong and acting like they’re the king of the world, so they just yell nonsense to cover up their failure.
Bro, you said the sky is green because you think the clouds are purple. That’s not even related.
Why are we talking about pizza when we’re arguing about math? You’re just making it worse.
You said I’m a bad friend because I forgot your birthday. That’s not even close to what we were arguing about.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Thymer Argument is when someone throws out total garbage to save their pride because they know they’re wrong. It’s like they’re screaming into a void and hoping no one hears them.
You said I stole your homework. I didn’t even have homework last week. Why are you even arguing?
You said I’m a failure because I spilled coffee on my shirt. That’s not even a real argument.
You said the moon is made of cheese because you think the sun is made of soup. That’s not even a real thing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When someone’s argument is so weak, it’s like they’re trying to convince a toddler they’re the best at everything. They’re wrong, they know it, and they just yell random stuff to feel better.
You said I’m a bad friend because I didn’t show up to your party. I was sick. That’s not even a real argument.
You said the Earth is flat because you think the sun is a lightbulb. That’s not even close to what we were talking about.
You said I’m lazy because I took a nap. That’s not even a real problem.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When someone’s argument is so dumb, it’s like they’re trying to talk to a wall. They’re wrong, they know it, and they just spit out random crap to feel tough.
You said I’m a failure because I spilled my juice. That’s not even close to what we were talking about.
You said I’m the worst friend ever because I didn’t text you back. That’s not even close to being a real argument.
You said the sky is purple because you think the sun is a donut. That’s not even a real thing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When someone is so wrong, they start yelling random stuff just to cover up their shame. They’re like a broken record playing the same nonsense over and over.
You said I’m the worst person ever because I didn’t do my homework. That’s not even close to being a real argument.
You said the Earth is made of tacos because you think the moon is a donut. That’s not even close to being real.
You said I’m a failure because I missed your text. That’s not even close to being a real problem.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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