A Thymer Argument
When someone’s argument is so dumb, it’s like they’re trying to talk to a wall. They’re wrong, they know it, and they just spit out random crap to feel tough.
You said I’m a failure because I spilled my juice. That’s not even close to what we were talking about.
You said I’m the worst friend ever because I didn’t text you back. That’s not even close to being a real argument.
You said the sky is purple because you think the sun is a donut. That’s not even a real thing.