A Togepi
A person who is so annoying, they could make a goat cry.
That person is louder than a jackhammer
They talk so much, they’re like a radio on full blast
I’d rather fight a dragon than listen to them
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A Toby
When you post something online and then immediately regret it so bad you delete it before your mom can read it.
I said my ex is a fat cow. Then I deleted it. Then I cried.
Posted a photo of my pizza. Then I deleted it. Then I ate the pizza.
Tweeted my teacher's face. Then I deleted it. Then I got suspended.
A Toby
A person who is hot, hilarious, and sometimes a total witch, but you still end up best friends with them because they're the only one who will save you from your own dumb decisions.
She laughed at my failed karaoke. Then she cried when I fell off the stage.
He was my best friend, then he stole my girlfriend. Then he cried when I beat him up.
She was my friend, then she stabbed me in the back. Then she cried when I beat her up.
A Toby
A guy who looks like an angel but acts like a demon, and will save you from danger even if it means fighting his worst enemy.
He saved me from a dog. Then he fought his worst enemy. Then he cried when he lost.
He protected me from a monster. Then he beat up his enemy. Then he cried when he got beaten up.
He saved me from a fire. Then he fought his enemy. Then he cried when he got burned.
A Toby
A shy guy who gets all deep and emotional when you talk to him, but then your friends use him and leave him for no reason.
He was shy at first. Then he opened up. Then his friends used him and left him.
He was quiet. Then he talked to me. Then his friends left him.
He was shy. Then he talked to me. Then his friends stole my crush.
A Toby
A guy who is so good he’s basically a god, and he will stand by your side even when everyone else abandons you.
He was with me when everyone else left. Then he saved me from my problems.
He loved me when everyone else hated me. Then he stood up for me.
He was with me when no one else was. Then he saved my life.
A Toby
The best friend you'll ever have, who is smart, funny, and will never let you down no matter how bad your life gets.
He was with me when I failed my test. Then he laughed at my failure.
He was with me when I cried. Then he made me laugh.
He was with me when I was sad. Then he made me happy.
A Toby
A genius who is kind and doesn’t brag about it, but still somehow makes you feel like the luckiest person in the world.
He was smart. Then he didn’t show off. Then he made me feel lucky.
He was kind. Then he didn’t brag. Then he made me feel special.
He was genius. Then he didn’t show off. Then he made me feel amazing.
A To The SS
A butt so good it makes you want to drop your pants and slap it with a golden trophy.
'Look at that A to the SS, I could live off that ass alone.'
'That girl walked in and I immediately got a hard-on from her A to the SS.'
'He spent all his money on bling, but his A to the SS was the real flex.'
A To The SS
A boy who is so cute he makes your heart do backflips and your brain go blank.
'That straight shota made me forget my coffee.'
'I saw that straight shota and instantly became a fangirl.'
'He's a straight shota and I can't stop staring at him.'
A To The SS
A picture you take of something so you can show it to your friends and make them jealous.
'I took a screen shot of my 10 kills in the game.'
'That screen shot of her crying was legendary.'
'I screen shot the moment he proposed and saved it forever.'
A To The SS
A bunch of Nazi soldiers who were like the bodyguards of Hitler and made everyone else look bad.
'The SS were like the tough guys of the Nazi party.'
'They were so evil, the SS scared the whole country.'
'Hitler had the SS to back him up like a boss.'
A To The SS
When your enemy disappears and you're left wondering if they're dead or just hiding.
'He went MIA, and I had no clue where he went.'
'That enemy just went SS and I'm stuck with no one to fight.'
'She vanished and I had to deal with the rest of the team alone.'
A To The SS
When you rub your crotch against someone else's crotch and pretend you're having the best time ever.
'We were dry humping in the back of the bus.'
'He was grinding against me like it was a competition.'
'They were rubbing their crotches and acting like it was a dance-off.'
A Tjeckien moment
when your game is stuck updating and you’re screaming into the void
I’ve been waiting for this patch for 3 hours and I’m still not done.
My game is updating and I’m already dead inside.
This patch is taking forever and I’m going to throw my controller at the wall.
A Tjeckien moment
when your game is updating and you feel like your brain is melting
I’m so tired of waiting for this patch, I could just cry.
My brain is melting from this stupid update.
This patch is worse than my math test.
A Tjeckien moment
when your game is updating and you’re just done with life
I’m not even mad anymore. I’m just done.
This patch is the last straw.
I’m going to bed and I’m not coming back.
A Tjeckien moment
when your game is updating and you’re ready to kill someone
If this patch doesn’t finish, I swear I’ll kill my brother.
I’m so mad I could murder my mom.
This patch is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.
A Tjeckien moment
when your game is updating and you’re just tired of everything
I’m tired of this patch. I’m tired of life.
This update is the last thing I need right now.
I just want to play my game and be happy.
A Tjeckien moment
when your game is updating and you’re just ready to give up
I’m giving up on this patch and my life.
I can’t take this update anymore.
This patch is killing me.